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SUCH a good mashup!

This is just exquisite.

What happens when you take Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up and you pair it with the music of Mika’s Happy Ending?

Listen below to find out!

[Images via WENN.]

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Britney Spears to Light Big Christmas Tree,

The earth-shaking comeback of Britney Spears rolls on.

Our girl’s got a hit single, an album ready to drop in two weeks, a brand new website, a hot airbrushed body, a tour in the works and lots, lots more.

Today’s announcement: Britney will be taking part in one the biggest annual holiday traditions: the lighting of the Rockefeller Center Christmas tree!

On December 3, the day after she turns 27 and her new album, Circus, hits record stores, Britney will be in the Big Apple for the tree-lighting extravaganza.

BACK ON TOP: Britney Spears’ mega-comeback included some big wins at the MTV VMAs. Which are totally rigged and arbitrary, but that’s neither here nor there.

What’s still unclear is whether or not she’ll be performing at the ceremony, or just hangin’ around with host Al Roker for the NBC broadcast of the event.

We’d bet against her singing, since she sort of can’t, whatsoever, in a live setting, but it’s awesome that she’s gonna be there in the heart of N.Y. City.

Speaking of Rockefeller Plaza, 30 Rock quotes are pretty funny. You should watch the show. It’s actually pretty great even though it doesn’t get much press.

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Mary Delgado: Arrested Again!,

The season six winner of The Bachelor continued her losing streak with the law this weekend, unleashing a drunken and unprovoked attack on a police cruiser.

Mary Delgado - who was arrested late last year for allegedly punching her fiance, The Bachelor star Byron Velvick - was busted again Saturday night for public intoxication, resisting arrest and disorderly conduct at a bar in Del Rio, Texas.

The cantina called the cops because Mary Delgado refused to leave the bar, saying it was her “constitutional right” to stay there as long as she wanted.

Well, with an argument like that …

DRUNK AND DISORDERLY: Prone to violent tirades after drinking too much, the classy Mary Delgado is poised to join our celebrity mug shots gallery for a second time.

Mary became “loud and belligerent” while being transported to jail, and kicked the radio inside the squad car. That always endears one to the authorities.

The increasingly insane Delgado was released from the Val Verde County Correctional Facility after Byron Velvick posted her bail for reasons unknown.

A word to the wise: Just be careful, Jason Mesnick. You never know what kind of psychos you’re going to get engaged to when you go on The Bachelor.

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Stavros Niarchos and Paris Hilton Reportedly Run It Back… Again,

No offense to Benji Madden. But we’re excited about the latest Paris Hilton rumor!

According to celebrity gossip tabloid OK!, Madden’s supposedly serious girlfriend and her ladies’ man of an ex-boyfriend were caught cozying up to one another at Miami hot spot Mokai last night. That’s right, folks, there’s been a Stavros Niarchos sighting!

“They slipped in secretly together holding hands very, very early in the morning,” a witness told the magazine. “They were cuddling and whispering together all night. Stavros was making Paris laugh… She couldn’t stop smiling when he was around and they were dancing together very closely.”

Our staff is equally giddy over the fact that this anorexia-loving, STD-laden (he’s gone home with both Mary-Kate Olsen and Lindsay Lohan, remember) shipping heir is back in the news.

“They looked like they were back to their old ways and you never would have thought she had a boyfriend,” another source said. “She was all about Stavros. They left together and went back to their hotel.”

Sounds like Niarchos spent another night in Paris. He’s familiar with the local cuisine there.

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Kourtney, Kristin or Kim: Who Would You Rather…,

Here’s a konundrum, fellas.

Three of the best looking K-named celebrities on the planet posed together in Miami last week, as Kourtney Kardashian, Kristin Cavallari (yes, she’s still alive) and Kim Kardashian caused waves in Miami. Sort of literally!

While it would be easy to simply drool over the lovely ladies, The Hollywood Gossip isn’t about doing what’s easy. Let us know which of these beauties you’d prefer to wake up next to in the morning (after having had sex with her)…

Who would you rather…

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The Hills Preview: Holly Montag Moves in with Lauren Conrad, Speidi Reacts with Bitter Exchange,

On tonight’s episode of The Hills, Holly Montag apparently moves in with Lauren Conrad and Lauren Bosworth (Lo). Heidi Montag was not happy when she learned of this - from none other than the instigator, Stephanie Pratt, of course.

Clearly humored by the news, Spencer Pratt was quick to opine on how the move came about, blaming Heidi’s mother and saying that Lauren’s karma has come around as it’s now LC who must deal with the “world’s biggest mooch.”

He even disses Stephanie Pratt in the process. It’s a rather amazing clip, even by Spencer’s passive-aggressive, sarcastic standards. Check it out …

That Sounds Like Something Stalker Mom Would Do

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Jessica Simpson Hearts Attention, Tony Romo,

Publicity is inevitable when you’re famous, but certain celebrities dress down or try to avoid garnering attention from the celeb gossip media when possible.

Jessica Simpson, on the other hand, can’t get enough of it.

And who can blame her, really. She can’t sing or act, nor is she ready to crank out a cash-generating kid like little sister Ashlee. So the next logical step is to milk her relationship with Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo for whatever it’s worth.

Many cheesy pics and Cowboys playoff losses are sure to follow.

THE CURSE TAKES A WEEK OFF: Jessica Simpson wore her boyfriend’s jersey in L.A., while Tony Romo led Dallas to a 14-10 win in Washington. [Photo Credit: X17 Online]

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Shannen Doherty: Then vs. Now,

When comparing photos of Zac Efron from then and now, not much has changed. The actor is always adorable, always the object of every teenage girl’s affection.

The years haven’t exactly been as kind to Shannen Doherty.

The actress, who returns to 90210 tomorrow night after a few weeks away, hasn’t aged gracefully.

She may still portray Brenda Walsh on the small screen, but as these contrasting pictures of Doherty prove, Dylan McKay made the right long-term decision when he chose Kelly Taylor…

RIP, sweet, innocent and beautiful Brenda Walsh.

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Strange Couple Alert: Bill Murray and Crystle Stewart,

Venerable actor Bill Murray, 58, is a much happier guy post-divorce - and cozy dinners with 27-year-old beauty queens can’t hurt a gentleman’s mood.

The man known for Groundhog Day and Caddyshack quotes was spotted at a hip Chicago restaurant with Crystle Stewart - also known as Miss USA 2008.

The Chicago Sun-Times reportedly sighted the couple. Crystle Stewart is the girl who took that awesome spill in the Miss Universe competition in July.

Bill split up with his wife, Jennifer Butler Murray, this summer. She accused him of being addicted to marijuana, alcohol and sex. He paid her $7 million.

CRYSTLE CLEAR: Divorce behind him, Bill Murray’s sights are set on Crystle Stewart.

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Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. Enough Said.,

The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show is a great event.

The world’s most insanely hot models strut down the runway in ridiculous lingerie that you will never see a woman wear in person in your entire life. At least if you’re one of our interns. Sorry, people. We’re just calling it like we see it here.

Here’s Marisa Miller in some wonderfully practical undergarments …

Click to enlarge some other photos from the event, featuring the likes of Heidi Klum, Miranda Kerr, Adriana Lima (we hate that stiff Marko Jaric) and Alessandra Ambrosio, who looks pretty good considering she had a baby like last week.

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