Quote of the Day,

“The world is about to end in 2012… ’cause the Mayans made calendars, and they stop at 2012. I got encyclopedias on the bus. The world is about to end as we know it. You can see it already. A planet doesn’t exist - there’s no more Pluto. Planes are flying into buildings - and not just the Twin Towers. Mosquitos bite you and you die. And a black man and a woman are running for president.”

- Lil’ Wayne tells the new issue of Blender

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It’s Official: Married AND Baby on the Way!!!!,

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz were pronounced man and wife Saturday night at the Simpson family compound in Encino, CA.

AND, the newlyweds confirmed to guests at their wedding that Ass is indeed pregnant.

Shocker!

CLICK HERE to check out all the wedding details.

[Image via WENN.]

The wedding took place at the Encino estate of Poppa Joe and Tina Simpson.

Joe Simpson performed the wedding ceremony (remember he was a ‘man of God’ before he turned to whoring his daughters).

Sister Jessica was Ass’ maid of honor.

Jessica was reportedly accompanied by her ‘boyfriend’ Tony Romo.

Pete’s English bulldog, Hemingway, was the ring-bearer.

Ash wore an ivory lace wedding gown by Monique Lhuillier accessorized with a diamond necklace and earrings by Neil Lane.

The theme of the wedding was Alice in Wonderland. The wedding cake featured a top hat, tea pot, stop watch and a pot of flowers on top.

There were 150 guests including Nicole Richie and Joel Madden.

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Diddy on Kanye,

We’re not the only ones!

Diddy just went to see Kanye on his new “Glow in the Dark” tour, and he was so awed that he had to make a video about it!

The “concert changed my life,” “proclaims Diddy. “I was so impressed and inspired. I fell in love with hip hop again.”

Click here to watch the vid!

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His New Mugshot,

Remorseful.

Sexy!

He’ll do very well in prison.

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DMX Arrested…TWICE This Week!,

It’s true — rapper DMX was arrested twice this week.

DMX’s first arrest happened on Tuesday for wreckless speeding (he was going 114 MPH on a suburban Phoenix, AZ freeway).

And then early Friday morning, he was arrested AGAIN after authorities conducted a pre-dawn raid at his Phoenix home. Law enforcement serving a search warrant at the rapper’s home found drugs and fire arms stashed away.

The popo had been investigating DMX for about 7 months — they had received a number of complaints about DMX’s mistreatment of animals.

In addition to the fire arms and drugs, authorities found 5 pit bull mix puppies, which were taken from the home to an Arizona jail where they’ll be cared for by female inmates.

During the search, officers report that the rapper attempted to barricade himself inside his bedroom. DMX eventually came out with no further resistance.

Time for him to go to jail!!!!!!

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Scientology Loses a Billionaire,

One of Tom Cruise’s Scientology buddies, Australian billionaire James Packer, is reportedly over the ‘religion’. Packer was recently listed as Scientology’s richest member.

Cruise introduced Packer to Scientology in 2002.

Packer’s closest friends have revealed that he’s quietly distanced himself from Scientology, was no longer undertaking Scientology courses and has told them he no longer “needs it”.

The religion entered Packer’s life at one of the lowest points. He was overweight and depressed, his marriage to his first wife, Jodhi Meares, had ended and he was reeling from the humiliating and very public collapse of business, One.Tel, in which he lost about $350 million.

Packer spilled about his association with Scientology only once, telling The Australian Financial Review Magazine in 2006 that he spent an hour or so “every couple of days” practicing the religion. “I think it has been very good for me,” he said. “It has been helpful. I have some friends in Scientology that have been very supportive. But I think it’s just helped me have a better outlook on life.”

However, looks like Packer’s distancing from the church could be money-motivated. The report points to observers who’ve suggested that Packer’s expanding casino empire has presented issues difficult to reconcile with Scientologist beliefs.

Scientology’s founder, L. Ron Hubbard, denounced gambling. “An obsessive gambler is a psychotic just like a drug addict or an alcoholic,” Hubbard wrote in 1977.

Packer’s office did not respond to calls for comments.

This is a big glow for the “church.” Packer - as all Scientologists do - give a big portion of their annual income to the house of Xenu.

That’s a lot of money Scientology’s no longer getting!

[Image via WENN.]

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Nick’s Going To Jail!!!!,

Nick Hogan is going behind bars!

The 17-year-old was sentenced by a judge in Florida on Friday in his tragic car crash case and he will begin serving time immediately.

The Hulkster’s son plead no contest to reckless driving and this is the price he has to pay:

- 5 Years Probation
- 8 Months in Jail
- 500 Hours of community service, no buyout available
- 3 Years of Drivers License suspension
- No alcohol for 5 years
- DUI school completed within the first year of probation
- Paying court costs.

Update: Hogan’s lawyer is saying that “Nick’s happy” with the sentencing.

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Separated At Birth,

Left: LaToya Jackson. Right: reality TV whore Thien Thanh Thi Nguyen.

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Going On Tour!,

Coldplay announced on Friday their new “Viva La Vida” trek across North America, which begins June 29th in at the Wachovia Center in Philadelphia and wraps up November 22nd in Salt Lake City.

CLICK HERE to check out the full tour itinerary!

Date, City, Venue, Public On Sale Date
6/29 Philadelphia, PA Wachovia Center 5/16
7/2 Washington, DC Verizon Center 5/17
7/3 Hartford, CT XL Center 5/17
7/5 Detroit, MI The Palace of Auburn Hills 5/17
7/6 Cleveland, OH Quicken Loans Arena 5/17
7/8 St. Paul, MN Xcel Energy Center 5/17
7/9 Kansas City, MO Sprint Center 5/17
7/10 Oklahoma City, OK Ford Center 5/16
7/12 Phoenix, AZ Jobing.com Arena 5/17
7/19 Las Vegas, NV MGM Grand Garden Arena 5/17
7/21 Sacramento, CA ARCO Arena
7/24 San Jose, CA HP Pavilion
7/27 Pemberton, BC Pemberton Festival
7/29 Edmonton, AB Rexall Place
7/30 Calgary, AB Pengrowth Saddledome
8/1 Winnipeg, MB MTS Centre
8/3 Omaha, NE Qwest Center
8/4 Chicago, IL United Center
10/20 Montreal, QC Bell Centre
10/21 Ottawa, ON Scotiabank Place
10/26 East Rutherford, NJ Izod Center
10/29 Toronto, ON Air Canada Centre
10/30 Toronto, ON Air Canada Centre
11/3 Boston, MA TD Banknorth Garden
11/11 Atlanta, GA Philips Arena
11/18 Houston, TX Toyota Center
11/19 Dallas, TX American Airlines Center
11/21 Denver, CO Pepsi Center
11/22 Salt Lake City, UT Energy Solutions Arena

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Not So Blind Item,

What hard-pAArtying starlet stole clothes from a girl who was her roommate during one of her recent rehab stints (at Cirque Lodge)???????

Damn, girl, you should seek treatment for your kleptomania too!!!

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