Self Absorbed

Little J Debuts The Most Hardcore Album Art Of All Time!,

OMG!

Your album is called Light Me Up, and the cover features a little girl in a leather jacket flicking on a LIGHTER?!

How SHOCKING and edgy! You’ve outdone yourself, Little J!

BARF.

The ‘oh so hardcore’ Taylor Momsen debuted the shiteous album cover for her surprisingly un-shiteous band, The Pretty Reckless, and we think it sucks worse than her attitude!

We think if you’re going to put a CHILD on the cover, you should have used HER!

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Condoleezza Rice Performs On Stage With Aretha Franklin!,

We give her a lot of credit for going up there and performing with such a legend! It must have been pretty bizarre – but awesome – to be there to see it!

Last night Aretha Franklin was joined on stage at Philadelphia’s Mann Music Center by none other than Condoleezza Rice for a benefit concert for urban children!

The former Secretary of State performed on the piano while Franklin sang I Say A Little Prayer and My Country ‘Tis of Thee, and although many critics considered Rice’s performance a little “safe,” The Washington Post asserts that the collaboration “had kind of a goofy brilliance.”

Franklin said:

“All I had seen of Dr. Rice was in a political atmosphere. It just seemed foreign that she would be a classical pianist. She really does play. She’s formidable. We decided to give it a try. So here we are, in the city of Brotherly – and Sisterly – Love.”

So cool!

Maybe Condoleezza will forgo politics and become a musical superstar! LOLs!

Or not – but kudos, bb! We are sincerely impressed!

Thoughts??

[Image via WENN.]

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Russell Crowe Taking A Break,

For the sake of his kids!

Russell Crowe is staying in Australia for the remainder of 2010 to be with his family including wife Danielle Spencer and their two sons, Charlie and Tennyson.

He says:

“I don’t want to get on a plane again this year. I want again to take a step back and put a normal rhythm back into the kids’ lives. I know what it is that turns me on in my job and I know if… something comes up that I want to do then I’m usually allowed to do it. I do the things that drive me from a pure place.”

Well, he can afford it!

[Image via WENN.]

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Amy Fisher To Star In 4 Pornos!,

Is anyone surprised?

The Long Island Lolita herself Amy Fisher will produce and star in 4 films for Dreamzone Entertainment with the first tentatively called The Making of Amy Fisher: Porn Star.

The married mother of three has released a pay-per-view porno before and has her own site where she only works with women so as not to upset her husband. She says:

“Our society loves sex. It feels so good and we should enjoy it. Sex is beautiful, powerful, and simply put, no one has the right to tell me what I can or can not do with my own private parts. This time, I get to make the choices on what kind of movies I want to make, and I am excited to work with Dreamzone to make my dreams a reality.”

Yikes!

Will U be checking out Amy’s cinematic talents?

[Image via WENN.]

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Moving In Together??? Cheryl & Gayface Take A Step In The Wrong Direction!,

Lord, we hope this is just a rumor! She is getting herself in WAY TOO DEEP with Gayface!

Sources are reporting that Cheryl Cole has asked closeted BF Derek Hough to move in with her in her Surrey mansion. The arrangement would be temporary, as he is looking for his own place to live in London, but still, this has “bad idea” written all over it.

It also screams “trying too hard” on his part. Moving in with this girl to prove something, Derek, will prove nothing. It will only make us dislike you more when you break this poor girl’s recovery heart when you FINALLY come out.

Which by the way, when’s that going to happen already????

[Image via WENN.]

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Markie Mark Gets Pulled Over!,

Do they not make you stop at STOP signs in Boston???

Mark Wahlberg was pulled over this after by LAPD officers when he rolled through a stop sign in his Bentley.

Not sure if he was able to sweet talk his way out of a ticket, but shortly after he was pulled over, photogs caught him heading into a church.

Um, random? Or were you just stopping off to thank him for the humility he show you today?

[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

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New Breaking Dawn Cast Member?,

Possibly!

Rumor has it that actor Lee Pace is very close to snagging a role in Breaking Dawn as Edward Cullen’s vampire BFF Garrett!

The character is described as “a tall, nomadic vampire with sandy hair that he keeps tied back with a leather thong” and “down-to-earth, laid-back, rugged and having a lightness and element of humor about him.”

We think he’s a solid choice!

Twi-hards, what do U think?

[Image via WENN.]

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Madonna Travels With Her Private Chef!,

Hey, it may seem crazy, but if you’ve got that kind of money, why the eff not?

Madonna reportedly goes to such lengths to maintain her macrobiotic diet that she brought her private chef across the pond with her during a transatlantic flight from New York to London!

A source reveals:

“The cabin crew were given a dossier on rules and requirements. They weren’t allowed to walk down her aisle or ask her any questions, they had to go through her assistants. It was ridiculous. She took over the whole plane.”

Maybe get a private jet next time, bb!

But kudos for being so committed to healthy eating!

Thoughts??

[Image via WENN.]

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Kara DioGuardi Getting The Boot From American Idol?,

He may not be getting rid of everyone at once, but it looks like he might be starting where he can!

There are rumored to be some major shake-ups on American Idol next season now that Nigel Lythgoe is in talks to return as executive producer. There are rumblings that he wants to dismantle the judges panel and start from scratch, but as we mentioned, he can’t do that because of Ellen and Randy’s contracts.

But that does leave Kara DioGuardi, who is the only judge signed year-to-year, and that means that she could be getting the boot!

Nigel allegedly wants to take over Simon’s spot as the judge, and if they can’t find a fourth that he deems appropriate, sources are claiming that he’ll return the format to just three!

Wow! Looks like this guy ain’t messing around!

But maybe this is exactly what the show needs – especially after the BOOOORING, tired last season, it needs some new energy – even if that means losing some of the useless familiar!

What do U think?? Would U be sad to see Kara go??

[Image via WENN.]

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Bev 9er’s Luke Perry and Jason Priestley’s TV Reunion,

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