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17 Sep, 2008

R. Kelly Opens Up - Wide!

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R. Kelly Opens Up - Wide!,

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OMG!!!

Did you see it????

R. Kelly is finally speaking out about the child pornography trial he endured a few months ago.

On Tuesday, BET aired a pre-taped interview with the troubled singer.

BET news journalist Toure didn’t hold anything back and asked him about his alleged weakness for teenaged girls.

Here’s how the exchange played out:

Toure: Let me ask you something real that millions of Americans are thinking about and wondering about you. Do you like teenage girls?
Kelly: When you say teenage, how old are we talking?
Toure: Girls who are teenagers.
Kelly: 19?
Toure: 19 and younger.
Kelly: I have some 19-year-old friends, but I don’t like anybody illegal if that’s what we’re talking about, underage.

Toure: Uh-huh. Some people think that you like underage girls. What do you say to that?
Kelly: Those people don’t know Robert. They don’t know me. I usually don’t get into what people think about me, because all my career — even before the trial — people had their opinions about Robert, you know. That’s probably because, it had a lot to do with me kind of shying away from the crowd, ’cause I’m always in the the studio, digging deep into the basement all the time of my house, creating music. So when people don’t know you, they can’t touch you like they could someone else. They seem to form opinions or have thoughts about you that they like to, you know, think.
Toure: Some of the people who’ve worked with you have said there’s an issue here. Your former manager has said publicly there’s an issue of concern here. Your brother Carey has said there’s an issue of concern here.
Kelly: Issue of concern? What do you mean when you say issue of concern?
Toure: They said that they’re concerned that you like underage girls.
Kelly: Let me put it to you this way, man. It’s unfortunate that people who don’t work for me says that the people that do work for me don’t say that, and the people who don’t work for me were fired. If you have someone work for you and they’re mad ’cause they’re not working for you anymore and used to getting a certain amount of money or a certain amount of fame because they work for you, because you’re famous, and all of a sudden they mess you around and you let them go — anything that comes up about you, they’re gonna run and say, “Yeah, he did that to me! I knew this, too, about him.” But you really can’t, you know — I don’t want you, I want my fans: Do not list to the people that was fired. Don’t even listen to the people that was hired. Listen to the facts, and get into what you think and make your own opinion. If you’re gonna have an opinion about me, have your own opinion of what you think about me. What you definitely don’t do is go by somebody that was fired and mad and pissed off about you because they were fired.
Toure: But your brother Carey was not fired. He’s your brother.
Kelly: He was fired.
Toure: But he’s still your brother.
Kelly: Doesn’t matter. He’s still my brother, but if he’s so my brother [then] why’d he get fired?
Toure: Why did he get fired?
Kelly: I can’t get into that. … Unfortunately, it’s like this: When you’re me, when you’re R. Kelly, everybody wants a piece of you, and if you don’t give ‘em a piece they’ll find a way to get a piece of you one way or the other. I’ve been blackmailed a billion times in my career — before the trial, during the trial, after the trial — I’ve been sued for stuff that … ridiculous things. At one point in my life, I was an ATM machine. People would come up and push whatever, and if it don’t come out they’ll go tell somebody this or they’ll go run and say this, run and say that. I’m used to that. I’m, you know — you don’t get used to it. Let me take that back. I’m not used to it, but I’m used to the fact I know people will do this, sometimes even your own family members. I don’t hate no one of ‘em, but I know a lot of people will be out to get me ’cause I’m very vulnerable, man, especially during a seven-year trial.
Toure: So there’s no issue here? They’re all wrong, there’s no issue here — that’s what you’re saying?
Kelly: It depends on who you say “they’re all,” and what they’re saying.

Can you believe he said all that shiz???!!!!

R. Kelly also said that he wants everyone to lay off of him since he was found innocent. “If you were charged with something and found innocent, then you can’t be found guilty for being found innocent.”

The law says he’s “technically” innocent, but we can’t help feel so skeeved out by him!

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

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17 Sep, 2008

Quote Of The Day

Posted by: TheCeleb In: Celebrities

Quote Of The Day,

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“A lot of my peer group think I’m an eccentric bisexual. That’s OK. Being relaxed about sexuality is something you’re born with.’ My identity was written on the wall by ancient and formidable guides and forces. The best thing I can do is keep my hand out of it.”

- Robert Downey, Jr. tells the U.K.’s The Times magazine

[Image via WENN.]

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17 Sep, 2008

Working Hard For Their Money

Posted by: TheCeleb In: Celebrities

Working Hard For Their Money,

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How did Nick Jonas celebrate his birthday yesterday????

Working!

The teen idol spent his Sweet Sixteen on the set of a new Jo Bro music video in Los Angeles.

Global domination doesn’t come easily!

[Image by Arturo Millan via BuzzFoto.]

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17 Sep, 2008

Die Another Day

Posted by: TheCeleb In: Celebrities

Die Another Day,

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Say what?

The UK’s Daily Mirror is reporting that skinny minnie Keira Knightley and dreamy Orlando Bloom will star in the flick The Fever Returns, an updated version of a the 70’s classic, Saturday Night Fever.

We sure hope they made this story up - cuz this idea sucks!

The new movie will be set in England, not in the NYC like the original.

Does this mean we’ll get some new Bee Gees tunes?

Hope so!

But, please, if you must make this film - no John Travolta cameo!

[Images via WENN.]

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17 Sep, 2008

Martha! Martha! Martha!

Posted by: TheCeleb In: Celebrities

Martha! Martha! Martha!,

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We’re blogging live from our dressing room at the Martha Stewart show!

The program starts soon.

Hope you can check it out!

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17 Sep, 2008

They Were There

Posted by: TheCeleb In: Celebrities

They Were There,

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Leonardo DiCaprio, Jodie Foster, Chris Rock and Will Ferrell dug deep and paid the $28.5K to attend the Barbara Streisand-led fundraiser for Barack Obama in LA on Tuesday.

According to a new report, Obama opened up and shared his feeling about the ‘concerns’ people have had about the closeness of the race to the White House:

“A lot of you, just in conversations while we were in the photo lines, had all sorts of suggestions… And a lot of people have gotten nervous and concerned. Why is this as close as it is? And what’s going on?” The Illinois senator said that the race was always going to be a hard-fought contest because he represented a “leap” for voters, especially when running against John McCain, a “genuine hero” with a “compelling biography.” Obama said that there was “enormous resistance … because people have been fed cynicism for a long time” but he said that he remained “confident about winning because I’ve looked at John McCain, I’ve looked at Sarah Palin, I’ve looked at their agenda, and they don’t have one.”

Barack is so diplomatic!

[Images via WENN.]

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17 Sep, 2008

Cruel & Unusual Punishment

Posted by: TheCeleb In: Celebrities

Cruel & Unusual Punishment,

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Not only is it bad enough to have Aubrey O’Day as a mother, but….

She has to do THAT to your hair??????!!!!!

The Danity Kane skank tortures her pooch, Ginger, at the Us Weekly “25 Most Stylish New Yorkers” party.

Yes, she was named one of the 25!

What a piece of steaming dog poo!

If that dog could speak….

[Photo via Getty Images.]

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17 Sep, 2008

A Worthwhile Cause

Posted by: TheCeleb In: Celebrities

A Worthwhile Cause,

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CLICK HERE to read up on and donate to a very worthwhile cause.

The Miracle Project is a theatre and film arts program for children with special needs and their typically developing siblings and peers. Our mission is to provide a loving, accepting nurturing environment which celebrates and honors the unique and often unrecognized talents of these young people by guiding them through creative workshops and artistic programs.”

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17 Sep, 2008

$85 Billion Bailout

Posted by: TheCeleb In: Celebrities

$85 Billion Bailout,

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Our tax dollars ‘hard at work’!

The government has agreed to bail out the ‘world’s largest insurer’ - AIG - for $85 billion.

We don’t get it!

AIG paid almost a billion dollars to have their name on the jersey of English soccer giants Manchester United a few years ago.

Then the company goes on to make more shitty business decisions AND then they get 85 BILLION as a hand out from Uncle Sam?

Will the U.S. tax payers get the profits of AIG since we’re bailing them out?

Life is so unfair for the regular guy!

This was probably for the best, though. Right?????

[Image via WENN.]

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17 Sep, 2008

That’s What Friends Are For

Posted by: TheCeleb In: Celebrities

That’s What Friends Are For,

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Megan Fox got all dolled up last night - and we’re thankful.

The hot hot hottie hit the red carpet of Eagle Eye in Los Angeles to support her pal and Transformers co-star Shia LaBeouf.

We still can’t get over THIS!

[Images via WENN.]

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