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Everybody’s Favorite Cover Girl

Tuesday
Jan 8,2008

Everybody’s Favorite Cover Girl,

We’re hearing that Brit Brit is on the cover of the new Us Weekly with the headline Time Bomb.

How many other mags will put Unfitney on the cover this week???

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New Janet!

Tuesday
Jan 8,2008

New Janet!,

Click here to watch Janet’s just released video for her blazing comeback single, Feedback.

The video is out of this world. Literally!

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I’m A Diva, But I Ain’t No Bitch!

Tuesday
Jan 8,2008

I’m A Diva, But I Ain’t No Bitch!,

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It was too good to be true, that’s why we didn’t run it.

False internet reports surfaced Monday quoting Mimi as saying that she would rather share a stage with a pig than with Jennifer Lopez.

That’s so insulting to pigs everywhere!

But, now, Mariah is denying she ever said that, calling those reports “a complete untruth.”

Adds the singer, “This is just some Internet gossip and it’s pathetic that people actually entertain the thought that this could be real,” Carey adds. “This is another sad example of two strong women being pit against each other.”

It’s the pits!

[Images via WENN]

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Fallen Idol Sierra Bound for Rehab

Tuesday
Jan 8,2008

Fallen Idol Sierra Bound for Rehab,Jessica Sierra, MugshotJessica Sierra may not be the best endorsement of efficacy for the upcoming reality series “Celebrity Detox with Dr. Drew,” but the girl who’s already the program’s most infamous patient…

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Tuesday
Jan 8,2008

Image Boost for Debaters, Angelina, Tyler,The Great DebatersThere aren’t many categories at the 39th Annual NAACP Image Awards where it’s easy to pick the odd nominee out, but this year’s Outstanding Actress in a Motion Picture lineup may be one of…

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Zacquisha, Is This You???

Tuesday
Jan 8,2008

Zacquisha, Is This You???,

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The NY Daily News ran this interesting blind item today:

“Which breakout young male star uses - gasp - fake eyelashes to get his trademark gaze? Dammit, Hollywood, stop toying with us!”

Could it be anyone other than Zac??????

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Lindsay Gets A Lucky Break

Tuesday
Jan 8,2008

Lindsay Gets A Lucky Break,

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The busboy that got into a car crash with Lindsay Lohan is dropping the lawsuit against her (sorta)!

The suit alleged that the recovering addict was drinking at the time of the accident, something Lohan vehemently denied.

The busboy was seeking over $200,000 in damages.

Now that this lawsuit has been resolved….

Whatever happened with those boys threatening to sue LL after she hijacked their car and took them hostage????

Update: TMZ reports

“The attorney only dismissed his case against Crossheart Productions, Lindsay’s production company. She is still a defendant in the suit, along with the Ivy restaurant, which Ortega claims plied her with alcohol before the crash.”

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Snipes Trial on Track

Tuesday
Jan 8,2008

Snipes Trial on Track,Wesley SnipesIt’s a wonder Wesley Snipes hasn’t reached his boiling point about now.

A federal judge in Ocala, Florida quashed a petition on Monday by the “Blade” star’s attorneys to…

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Get Yours Today!

Tuesday
Jan 8,2008

Get Yours Today!,

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This is your chance to Save Britney, y’all.

You like it????

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Beckham Not Posh in Blackwell’s Eyes

Tuesday
Jan 8,2008

Beckham Not Posh in Blackwell’s Eyes,Victoria BeckhamIt seems Victoria Beckham and Mr. Blackwell have opposing definitions of “posh.”

The fashion maven’s 48th Annual Worst Dressed Women List, released Tuesday, placed the Spice Girl…

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