Ashton gets Punk’d,

Playing into his Dude, Where’s My Car? persona, when fact-checked for the spelling of his step-daughter Tallulah’s name, Ahston Kutcher reportedly drew a blank.
Ashton was Punk’d during an interview about an ABC game show he has in development called Opportunity Knocks.
Tallulah must be thrilled her stepdaddy can’t even spell her name!
We guess we shouldn’t forget that Ashton - who’s married to Demi Moore and 15 years her junior - was a male model before he became an actor.
Dude!
P.S. He probably doesn’t know how to spell Potato Head either!
[Image via WENN.]
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Calling Out Clooney,

Don’t be a fool!
Original ER doc Anthony Edwards is heading back to do one episode for the show’s finale season and he hopes George Clooney will too!
In a new interview with Access Hollywood Edwards said:
“I think he’d be a fool not to. But you know, who knows what’ll happen.”
Come back to the ER, George!
[Images via WENN.]
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Still Together,

Angelina Jolie’s rep is saying that the rumors going around the Internets today about a Brangelina split up are “absolutely not true.”
To further debunk the rumor, an insider revealed that the family enjoyed a big, happy breakfast outside and behind their big ole chateau in France today, Thursday.
Brangelina forever!
[Image via WENN.]
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Oldest Man In The World Turns 113!,

The oldest man in the world is celebrating his 113th birthday today.
Damn! That’s a lot of years!
And, Tomoji Tanabe of Miyakonojo in southern Japan says he wants to live ten more years! He intends to do this by continuing to eat mostly vegetables and to indulge in his favorite - fried shrimp - only occasionally.
He believes the key to longevity is a life of sobriety. That’s right, no alcohol.
That doens’t bode well for our fave Hallywood shIt Girls!
The local mayor presented Tanabe with flowers and a giant tea cup glazed with his name and date of birth as a gift. Arigato!
Happy Birthday! And many many more!
[Image via AP Images.]
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Completely Gratuitous,

Neil Patrick Harris looking zexy!
The How I Met Your Mother star was in attendance at a CBS party in Los Angeles on Wednesday in celebration of the new TV season.
Rooooar!
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Still Stirring The Pot,

Here we go again!
Margaret Cho is still at it - and we love it.
The comedian is bound to get lots more hate mail with her latest blog post!
She says:
“I Want To Steam Up Those Glasses
I am not voting for McCain. I hope that is obvious. I am sick of everyone saying – “He was a good soldier. He was a good soldier.”
Um yeah. He was captured.
So he was not that good.
And now with Sarah Palin at his side, they have actually become the worst ticket imaginable. The only way it could be worse would be if Satan were running with Chuck Norris as his VP. Actually, Lucifer-Norris sounds better than McCain-Palin.
But even though I would never, ever vote for Palin, I am kind of obsessed with fucking her. She is sexy and hot in a MILF/Cougar way. Like you could have that real mature, straight to the point, adult, over forty, gonna cum multiple times with a big, oversize t-shirt on and nothing else and “I don’t care what I look like cuz I am gonna bust nuts in your curl” kind of fucking with her. I want to steam up those glasses and show her what a pitbull with lipstick really needs – doggy style!
Seriously – I wanna eat her Alaskan pussy from behind. Like an Eskimo. What?! I’m just trying to keep warm!
Although you know that thing is frozen and my tongue would probably stick.”
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What’s Next? Lifetime Made For TV Movies???,

When you don’t have many requests for big screen movies, then it’s time to return to TV.
Mr. Jada Plinko Smith is heading to TNT with their new drama pilot titled Time Heals.
Sounds boring already!
Pinkett will play a “strong but caring director of nursing at Charlotte Mercy Hospital in North Carolina, a single mother who always puts others first.”
Ok, back to the boring factor.
But, luckily for Pinkett, she’ll at least get to add an “executive producer” title next to her name.
Though, if you recall, and that’s doubtful, Plinko Smith co-starred on A Different World for two years.
She also had some short one-time appearances on shows like 21 Jump Street and Doogie Howser, M.D.
We think Mr. Jada is best suited for TV roles.
She hasn’t done a movie yet worth mentioning!
Let’s see if this latest pilot episode takes off.
[Image via WENN.]
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Microsoft Gives Jerry the Boot,

Microsoft’s $10 million dollar eff up will be confirmed on Friday.
According to a new report, the company’s going to announce that Jerry Seinfeld will not be part of the next phase of its $300 million PR/marketing plan.
A Microsoft PR big wig said that there’s the “potential to do other things” with Seinfeld and that a Jerry-free phase 2 was all part of the plan.
Yeah right!!
He went on to say, “People would have been happier if everyone loved the ads, but this was not unexpected.”
The ads really, really sucked!
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