Self Absorbed

When News Reporters Get Attacked…,

THIS is what happens when a journalist becomes part of the story!

Kuhrazie.

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When Actors Get Out Of Control,

There’s a bit of divalicious trouble surrounding the Marvel Studios’ “new” Incredible Hulk movie.

The studio promised leading man Edward Norton significant creative input….so much so that they allowed him to be on the re-write team to tune up the movie script.

Big mistake!

Well, looks like Norton and the studio aren’t seeing eye to eye on the current “final” cut of the movie.

Sources report that starting last night and continuing at least throughout today, the actor will be holed up with Marvel Studios execs to reach an amicable resolution.

Some fear that if the studio is unable to settle the current feud Norton will not take part in any of the promotions for the film. Very unprofesh.

Movies NEED their leading actors to push their films hard before opening weekend!

Norton is reportedly known for being a bit ‘prickly’ (i.e. hard to work with?). Why didn’t the studio take that into consideration?

It’s costing about $150 million to make this new Hulk movie. Hope they work it out!

[Image via Mavrix Photo.]

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A Worthwhile Cause,

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Goodbye Neverland…Hello England!,

Shamon on outta here!!!!

According to reports, the Jacksons are going to build a family compound in Devon, on England’s south coast.

Tito Jackson made offers on two properties just this past weekend! Tito!

Tito states, “It makes sense for me to find a home in this country that I, my brothers and sisters, and family can come to. We hope it will be a family hideaway where my brothers and sisters can escape the media attention when we need to.”

A friend of the family adds, “It’s definitely going to happen. Tito spoke with Michael on the phone the other night and all the family are certain that this is the area where they want to find a UK family hideaway.”

Good luck, Jacksons!

The media are everywhere. You’ll need to go to Mars to escape!

[Image via WENN.]

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Quote of the Day,

“I have moments where I feel incredibly invincible and know that I have the audience in my hand — I know that everything is absolutely perfect. And then I have panic attacks where I feel like everyone is breathing my air and I cannot live up to everybody’s expectations and I might just die on stage. I normally try to turn my back to the audience, take a deep breath and remind myself that it’s all temporary. I’m not worried about fucking up — I really have a panic attack that everyone else is breathing my air. It’s hard to describe. When you have panic attacks you cannot rationalise them. Obviously there’s enough oxygen for me but it never happens outdoors, it’s normally in indoor sports arenas that feel very close when suddenly I feel claustrophobic. It’s not a fear of performing.”

- Madonna tells the new issue of Dazed & Confused

[Image via WENN.]

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Superman Returns…Returns!,

Super director Bryan Singer is returning for a new Superman movie.

Despite speculation that the revamped franchise wouldn’t come back, Singer confirmed that the follow-up to Superman Returns is currently in development.

According to Bryan, the next installment will be more action packed. Translation: The studio is making demands! They want/need this next one to make more $$$$$$$.

Fans supposedly weren’t so into the last one because it was more story-driven and romantical.

Are you willing to give Superman another chance?

We say more Brandon Routh hotness in Superman tights is a good thing!

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Billy Jean Arrested At Neverland!,

She did it again!

A woman by the name of Billie Jean Jackson was busted for trespassing at Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch on Monday night.

The nutjob, who had pulled the same stunt many times before, tried to get through the gates of Wacko’s about to foreclose estate and even claimed she was Jackson’s wife.

After the security guard at M.J.’s turned her away, Jackson moved a few yards down the road and climbed over a fence, the sheriff’s department reported. She was then detained by security.

The cops came, took her away, charged her with trespassing and set her bail at $2,500.

Awww, poor Billie Jean was just trying to save Neverland!

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Princess Daniela Alba Speaks!!!,

Danny Noriega has made a new video for all his “fans.”

There must not be that many of them cuz he was voted off American Idol way too soon, but we still love her!

Click here to check out Princesa’s vid.

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Coming Soon,

Now that the Spice Girls reunion is ovah…

Victoria Beckham is looking to expand her fashion empire.

Up first???

Posh is coming out with her own line of men’s jeans.

And she’s got quite a few opinions on fellas wearing denim!

“I think guys should wear jeans big and baggy, with a big pair of boots or flip-flops—exactly how you see David when he’s out in his jeans and T-shirt,” she advises. “Do not pull them up tight and have your bulge showing. Let it hang!”

Let it hang???? That’s our new motto.

Hey, David, let it hang! And LET US SEE!

Posh’s new mens jeans will be p-r-i-c-e-y. The jeans will retails for $220 - $285. Ouch.

Not all your fans are rich, girl. What about the poor peeps???? Why you gotta exclude them????

Of her new men’s denim line, Vickie says, “These are not skinny jeans. They are what I call proper men’s jeans. If you are a man that likes really skinny jeans, very fashiony, this isn’t really the line for you. I didn’t want anything too tight around the crotch. That really repulses me. It might be fashionable, but you are not going to get that from dVb.”

She’s got some strong opinions!

And Posh says she’s been very hands-on in her new project.

“I’ve used the best Japanese denim, and I think I’ve created a fit that is very flattering and very comfortable,” said Beckham. “I’m a complete control freak and I want everything to be perfect. I’m not doing a Britney Spears and just putting my name on something and saying, ‘Sell this perfume.’ This is a real passion of mine. People think all I do is go shopping like a miserable cow, but, in actual fact, I work bloody hard.”

Victoria says she’s in it for the long haul and wants to be in the fashion biz 20 years from now.

“I’m so grateful to the fashion industry for giving me an opportunity,” muses Mrs. Beckham. “I’ve got a long way to go. It’s a great big ladder and I’m right at the bottom, but this is what I want to be doing 20 years from now. I want to grow dVb at a steady pace. Lots of people have shown interest, but it’s finding the right way to do it. Everything I do with dVb is true to my heart, and it has to have some relevance to me, my children or my husband.”

Good luck, but if wanna be mass market, you gotta keep your prices down, girl!

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On The Comeback Trail,

Britney Spears is scheduled to appear as a guest star on the CBS show How I Met Your Mother.

And that’s a good thing!

Look out for BritBrit in the 14th episode of the season.

It’s so good to hear that she is getting it together!!

Brit’s scenes will reportedly be with the show’s lead character, Ted.

An insider revealed that the most likely role for Britney in that episode is “Abby,” a girl who works in Ted’s doctor’s office. She’s described as “sweet and friendly and scattered and a little nerdy—a female Michael Cera.”

(Her film) Crossroads sucked, but her appearance on Will & Grace was cute. Plus, any work and return to normalcy for her is a good thing. A very good thing.

[Image via WENN.]

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