http://www.selfabsorbed.com Dedicated to the Self Absorbed Sat, 21 Jun 2008 15:43:42 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Liv Tyler Claws At Her Fur!,The Lengthy Liv Tyler left Mr. Chow’s in Beverly Hills this week! The Incredible Hulk star looked mesmerized at on looking photographers. Incidentally, Liv is also reportedly thinking of giving her relationship to Royston Langdon, the father of her son, another try! Photo:CelebrityPuke.com Read the ... http://www.selfabsorbed.com/2008/06/21/liv-tyler-claws-at-her-fur/ We Love Lily!,Our favorite english bird Lily Allen was seen en route to a studio in Los Angeles to record her new album before going back to the Uk on Wednesday. I have to say, choosing hot pink as your 1st choice for hair color would typically be considered quite ... http://www.selfabsorbed.com/2008/06/21/we-love-lily/ Mars Phoenix Finds Ice On Mars, Makes First Frozen Mars’arita!,Mars Phoenix was keeping an eye on some white patches believed to be ice it had uncovered when after a few days the patches dissipated. Mars Phoenix is ahead of scheduled tasks and will once again attempt to uncover more ... http://www.selfabsorbed.com/2008/06/21/mars-phoenix-finds-ice-on-mars-makes-first-frozen-mars%e2%80%99arita/ Not For Sale, As far as Cristiano Ronaldo's current employers - Manchester United - are concerned, the soccer stud is not going to Real Madrid, despite his desire to be transfered. He's going to need to stay put and fulfill his contract! In a statement on United's website, the club said, "We ... http://www.selfabsorbed.com/2008/06/21/not-for-sale/ Diva, Party Of One, Mike Meyers has a bit of a reputation for being a biyatch (not to mention neurotic), and he definitely lived up to expectations this week! The comedian made an appearance on NBC's Late Night With Conan O'Brien on Wednesday to promote The Love Guru. However, an insider says he ... http://www.selfabsorbed.com/2008/06/21/diva-party-of-one/ Back to TV, But this time round, it's as a suit! According to Variety, Jim Carrey is the co-creator and exec. producer of an HBO comedy that pays homage to the late 70's-80's era Comedy Store in LA and its then owner Mitzi Shore (Pauly's mom). Carey was part of the influential wave ... http://www.selfabsorbed.com/2008/06/21/back-to-tv/ Don't Visit Jamaica!,Jamica really really hates gay people! Read the full story http://www.selfabsorbed.com/2008/06/21/dont-visit-jamaica/ Listen To This: Hum Along With Us, The Kooks have done a great cover of Peter Bjorn & John's instant classic Young Folks. There's no whistling in the Kooks' verion, but they did add a female vocalist for a little pizzaz. Check it out! Read the full story http://www.selfabsorbed.com/2008/06/21/listen-to-this-hum-along-with-us/ Biceps Bumped For Xenu, Bad news for self-loving Mario Lopez! Turns out Katie Holmes wears the pants around Broadway. Mrs. Tom Cruise is set to make her Broadway debut this September in All My Sons. However, in order to make that happen and offset the cost of having her star in it, they're going ... http://www.selfabsorbed.com/2008/06/21/biceps-bumped-for-xenu/ Talk About A Whopper!, Burger King is set to launch the world's most expensive burger ever at a fast food restaurant! The burger will even make Guinness World Record history, beating out 1994's American Double Truffle Burger. B.K.'s latest creation is simply called The Burger. It will include flame grilled Wagyu Beef, topped with ... http://www.selfabsorbed.com/2008/06/21/talk-about-a-whopper/