Self Absorbed

LEGENDARY ACTRESS SPAWNS MUSICAL WHIZ,SOPHIA Loren’s son - not exactly a kid anymore, he’s 40 - wants civili zation to know about his new CD. Longest title in captivity, it’s “Mus sorgsky: Pictures at an Exhibition, Night on the Bare Mountain With the Russian National Orchestra.” So…

FAMILY CREDIT,THE public relations people at Seagram may want to throttle M.I.A. The Sri Lankan hip-hop queen, who’s getting married to Seagram heir Ben Brewer, tells next month’s Spin: “I’ve always had that [bleep]-the-system mentality, and his dad is so ‘the…

QUICK CHEMISTRY,WE hope leggy mannequin Noemie Lenoir keeps baby wipes on hand, because Terrence Howard is hot for her. During Friday night’s Fontainebleau opening in Miami, Page Six spotted Howard - who once said he’d date only women who keep moist towelettes by…

ANNE’S NEW GUY,THE last thing actress Anne Hathaway needs now is another social climber. Her last beau, blue-blood wannabe Raffaello Follieri, is behind bars, and so she’s moved on to Adam Shulman, an actor she’s been spotted vacationing with in New Orleans. “Adam…

WE HEAR . . .,THAT André Balazs and Kelly Killoren-Bensimon will host a private underground soiree at sub-Mercer tonight to kick off the club’s new Wednesday party . . . THAT Bruce Willis, girlfriend Emma Heming and daughter Tallulah stopped by the Me & Ro store…

SIGHTINGS,VIACOM chief Sumner Redstone at Dan Tana’s in LA having dinner with his ex, Christine Peters, and telling her, “I’m finally rid of her [soon to be ex-wife Paula Fortunato]” . . . BELEAGUERED tabloid king David Pecker and his wife, Karen, with her…

‘TRAITOR’ GONG,FORGET tainted milk. The big scandal in China revolves around superstar Gong Li. The sexy actress caused a ruckus when she renounced her Chinese citizenship to become a citizen of Singapore, homeland of her tobacco-tycoon hubby. Her move lit up the…

Paris Hilton and Benji Madden Break Up,Paris Hilton and her boyfriend of nine months, Benji Madden, have apparently decided to break up. A ‘friend’ of the heiress told People, “She is saddened by the breakup but…

Hugh Jackman Voted People’s Sexiest Man Alive for 2008,Move on over Brad Pitt, Matt Damon, and even George Clooney because it’s official now. Hugh Jackman has been voted as People magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive for 2008. Nicole Kidman,…

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