Self Absorbed

It’s Official: Chelsea Clinton Ties the Knot!,

David Archuleta’s Album Gets Pushed Back,

Uh, oh!
After a weak debut with his first single “Something ‘Bout Love” last week, David Archuleta’s upcoming album The Other Side Down has been pushed back from a September release to October.
His website reads:
“We’d like you all to be the first to know that the release date for The Other [...]

NY Congressman Flips Out!,

It’s like a scene from a movie!
Democratic New York Representative Anthony Weiner got very fired up when discussing medical care for the responders of 9/11.
Talk about passion!
Check it out above!

Bieber Concert Protestors Anger Parents,

Justin Bieber, you controversial 16 year old, you!
Protestors from the Westboro Baptist Church made their disdain for the Biebs known with their presence outside his Sprint Center concert in Kansas City, MO, and many parents made their disdain for the protestors known as well.
An angry mother screamed the following at the [...]

Dear Lindsanity…,

Sources are telling us that you are being inundated with fan mail while you sit locked away in Lynwood prison. Rather than waste the stamp, we thought we’d just write to you from here.
What’s that? You don’t know what we are talking about?
Oh, well, the staff in the mailroom at your prison has been [...]

M. Knight Shyamalan Thinks He’s Like Michael Jordan!,

Oh, please!
M. Knight Shyamalan has been receiving quite a bit of heat considering his latest releases have flopped, but that’s okay because he’s just like Michael Jordan!
Wait, what?
He explains:
“Look, I loved Michael Jordan, right? He was my favorite basketball player. When I used to watch him at Madison [...]

The Original Playboy To Set Up A Casino Across the Pond???,

Yep, yep, yeppers!
Sources say that Hugh Hefner wants to open casinos in both England and China.
In his advanced age, Hef is apparently looking into ways to expand his empire that having nothing to do with adult entertainment.
Huh. Did your Viagra prescription run out or are [...]

Mugshot Hall Of Fame.,

Laugh away at this shithead. He deserves it.
The man above is 21 year old Matthew Clemmens of Cherry Hill, NJ.
If you recall, we reported on a few months ago because the sick asshole purposely stuck his finger down his throat so he would vomit on an off-duty police officer [...]

X Factor Winner Comes Out!,

X Factor winner Joe McElderry is gay!
Despite denying rumors in the past, the 19-year-old singer made the decision to come out, saying, “I’m really happy, I now know who I am.”
Joe had previously insisted he was straight when asked by the media, but up until he three weeks ago, he didn’t [...]

Al Gore Cleared Of Sexual Assault Charges!,

Good news for Al Gore!
He’s been cleared of all sexual assault charges in the case against Portland massage therapist Molly Hagerty.
The Portland Police and Multnomah County District Attorney announced Friday that “they have recommended…that there be no criminal prosecution” due to the fact that Hagerty failed to provide records [...]