Self Absorbed

Marie Osmond’s Son Commits Suicide,Marie Osmond’s 18-year-old son Michael Blosil has died of an apparent suicide jump from his Los Angeles apartment building on Friday night.

Surprise! A-Rod Dumps Another Girl,

This bitch just refuses to settle down, doesn’t he?
A-Rod has dumped his girlfriend of two seconds, Elaine Spottswood, for being “too clingy”!
Déjà vu!
Friends close to the male ho say he and Elaine would spend time together at the gym every day, but told buds Elaine was getting too close, so, [...]

You’re So Vain NOT About David Geffen!,

The inspiration behind You’re So Vain is still a mystery!
Upon hearing the entire world had “figured out” that the 1971 hit was about label boss David Geffen, Carly Simon couldn’t keep quiet!
“What a riot! Nothing to do with David Geffen! What a funny mistake! Someone got a clue [...]

Whoopi Has Pee Pee Problems!,

And she has no problem being completely upfront about her bladder control!
LOLs!
We love it!
The new website, 1 in 3 like me (you figure it out!), has launched, and Whoopi is the site’s official spokeswoman!
Take a gander at the vid above to see what 1 in 3 like me [...]

The Hydrocodone Belonged To Murphy’s Ill Mother, Not Brittany!,

Simon Monjack is saying the reports claiming Brittany Murphy was prescribed 120 pills of hydrocodone days before her death are untrue!
Monjack says the hydrocodone was prescribed to Brittany’s mother, Sharon, NOT Brittany!
Sharon, a cancer survivor, was diagnosed with neuropathy - caused by her chemotherapy and radiation [...]

Phillips Sister Finishes Stint In Rehab,

Former Wilson Phillips member Chynna Phillips is back at home after a two-week-stay in rehab for anxiety!
Media ho Manager Lizzie Grubman said in a statement on Saturday that Chynna has “happily returned home to celebrate her daughter’s birthday with her family and close friends.”
Grubman added that the stint in [...]

Keep Him Away! Does Cheryl Want To Reconcile????,

Don’t do it, Cheryl!!!
Your (ex?) husband is a total lying, cheating douchebag!!
Cole has reportedly pulled out of her tell-all TV interview with Jonathan Ross because there is the possibility that she may not be getting a divorce after all!
Whaaaaat???
Sources close to the singer say Chezza [...]

Disco Monsters,

We love that these ladies are everywhere lately!
So, when will the GaGa-Lauper duet be happening????
Check out this fab new picture of Gagaloo and Cyndi from The New York Times in promotion of their Viva MAC campaign!
So edged out!

TayTay Pulls Out! Again!,

One boy can only be in so many movies at once!
Taylor Lautner has pulled out of the upcoming production of Max Steel!
Just last week Lautner left the cast of Northern Lights, citing his busy schedule as his reason for dropping the film.
Insiders say Tay decided to drop out of the Mattel [...]

This Pussy Has Left The Building!,

Don’t forget to close the drapes on the way out!
Kimberly Wyatt is leaving the Pussycat Dolls!
Never missing an opportunity to trash lead singer Nicole Sherzinger, Kim says she’s leaving the group due to the “variables off-stage.”
Wonder who that was directed to!
Minus the slight dig, Wyatt has stated [...]