Self Absorbed

You Don’t Fall In Love At The Jersey Shore…,

You venture out into other MTV reality show territory!

Jersey Shore star Pauly D Delvecchio is rumored to be dating Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham. The two were spotted at a club in Houston, TX where Pauly D was spinning. Spies saw Farrah staying very close to the DJ’s side all night long.

Could you just imagine if they ACTUALLY get together?!?! The possibilities for more crappy TV are endless.

There could be special cross-over shows of Teen Mom and Jersey Shore!

They could get their own show called I’m Dating a Gorilla!

They could break-up and Farrah’s kid could become traumatized and get her own show called Sophia’s Choice: Guido Edition.

Dig deep into those pockets MTV and pay for them to play nice for about six months to a year!

Then, you’ve hit gold!

[Image via WENN/MTV.]

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