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New Jay-Z and Alicia Keys!,
Jay-Z - “Empire State Of Mind” ft. Alicia Keys

Check out their video for Empire State of Mind (above)!

Jon & Hailey Break Up!,

That’s what complaining about his man-trums will do!
Jon Gosselin has decided to end it with Homewrecking Hailey!
TBH, we’re sorta embarrassed for Hailey because she didn’t beat the douche to the punch!
A source says the two are “taking a break” after Gosselin received some spiritual advice from Rabbi Shmuley!
Jon [...]

Newsom Pulls Out,

San Francisco’s mayor, Gavin Newsom, has decided to withdraw from California’s 2010 gubernatorial election.
Newsom released a statement on Friday saying, “With a young family and responsibilities at city hall, I have found it impossible to commit the time required to complete this effort the way it needs to be - and should [...]

Lindsanity Still Hates Her Dad,

Lindsanity went on another one of her infamous drug-fueled internet rants the other day, slamming (who else?) - her father.
Take it away, LOLhan!
The fading starlet tweeted:
My father is a lunatic&doesn’t even deserve such a title since he’s never been around in my life other than when he’d threaten me&my [...]

Nicole: 1 Paparazzi: 0,

A Los Angeles judge has granted Nicole Richie a temporary restraining order against paparazzo Bam Bam as well as his partner, Ivon Miguel.
The paps have been given the order to stay at least 100 yards away from Richie, as well as her kids Harlow and Sparrow, at all times.
According to legal [...]

Hey, Remember Avril?,

D-Lister Avril Lavigne appears on the cover of Z-List magazine Savvy this month. We’ve never heard of it before either!
She looks HOrrendous!
And she’s “learned what’s important in life?”
Surely that can’t include hard-pAArtying and shacking up with Brandon Davis?

Adam Lambert’s Track List and Collaborators Confirmed!,

It has all the makings of a hit!
The track list for Adam Lambert’s debut album For Your Entertainment has been released and he collaborates with some amazing talent!
The track Whataya Want From Me? was co-written by the inimitable Max Martin and one of our favorite pop divas [...]

The Bromance Is Over!,

The bromance between Jon Gosselin and Michael Lohan has come to a tragic end resulting in a feud between the two bad dads.
Apparently, Michael was upset with how Jon handled his relationship with former Star reporter Kate Major who’s “like a daughter” to him.
You already have TWO daughters dipshit!
Naturally, Michael is [...]

Tinkerbell Becomes Official UN Ambassador,

This is an interesting way to appeal to the kiddies!
The UN has named Tinkerbell the “Honorary Ambassador of Green” to promote taking good care of the environment. She’s the first cartoon character to be given such an honor!
Kiyo Akasaka, Under-Secretary-General for Communications and Public Information says:
“We’re delighted Tinker Bell has [...]

Cristiano Ronaldo Can And Will Park Wherever He Wants!,

When you are as delicious and rich as Cristiano Ronaldo, trival things like this don’t bother you.
Crissy returned to his car yesterday in Madrid to find that he had received a parking ticket. He paid it very little mind and didn’t seem the least bit upset by [...]