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ShareMore Trouble For The Quaids, Things just keep getting worse and worse for these two! Randy and Evi Quaid were remodeling their only piece of property in Marfa, Texas, a converted warehouse, but a Cease and Desist sign has been placed out front because the twosome failed to get the proper construction permits from the [...]

ShareWho Is He?, “Fantastically fabulous” is how this review describes the music of French singing sensation Sliimy!

ShareWant A Boner-Less 2010, Fellas?!, We can guarantee 12 months of erection-free living if you purchase this gem: The 2010 Great American Conservative Women Calendar! The Clare Both Luce Policy Institute, a right wing women’s group that has lost all touch with reality, put out its fifth annual calendar featuring the top women leaders in [...]

ShareIt’s Suri!, That adorable Suri Cruise was spotted out with mom Katie Holmes in Boston, where poppa Tom Cruise is filming his latest flick. After a bit of shopping at Crate and Barrel on Monday, the two of them headed over to a park near along the Charles River to play. Suri is such a [...]

ShareDanielle Steel’s Former Assistant Swipes $400K!, Holy crap! Kristy Watts, the former aide to Danielle Steel, stole $400,000 from the romance novelist. Watts worked for Steel for 15 years, primarily performing financial and accounting duties. Apparently, Watts would deposit checks from Steel’s account into her own personal accounts as well as using the writer’s credit [...]

ShareGordon Ramsay Gets Even More Animated, Read this and tell us if you think this is as stoopid as we think it is! Gordon Ramsay, of reality show Hell’s Kitchen fame, has created a stop-motion animation series starring himself, called Gordon Ramsay, at Your Service. The show will be shown to prospective buyers at the [...]

ShareMilian Plans Another Wedding, As we mentioned earlier this month, singer Christina Milian secretly married music producer The Dream in Las Vegas. Then, it was revealed that Milian was preggers!!! Which explains the quickie wedding. But it seems the two want to have something formal now. So Milian and The Dream are now said to [...]

ShareBrett Ratner To Produce Roman Polanski Documentary, Just hours before Roman Polanski was arrested in Zurich for his 1977 crime of drugging and raping a 13-year-old girl, director Brett Ratner was giving an interview announcing his plans to produce the sequel to Marina Zenovich’s 2008 documentary on the infamous director. He also revealed that Polanski [...]

ShareGossip Girl Gets A New Face To Gawk At!, Well, hello Kevin Zegers! Meet the new guy invading the Upper West Side lives of the Gossip Girl cast. Little Jenny Humphrey, played by Taylor Momsen better look out, because Kevin’s character, Damien is an “international bad-boy love interest” brought in just for her. Little J [...]

ShareKylie! Kylie! Kylie!, The legendary Miz Minogue kicks off her first-ever North American tour this Wednesday and the Australian dynamo is giving us a sneak peak at all the goings on behind-the-scenes, including some really hot backup dancers in very skimpy outfits. Watch all the deliciousness above!