Self Absorbed

Want A Boner-Less 2010, Fellas?!,

We can guarantee 12 months of erection-free living if you purchase this gem: The 2010 Great American Conservative Women Calendar!

The Clare Both Luce Policy Institute, a right wing women’s group that has lost all touch with reality, put out its fifth annual calendar featuring the top women leaders in the Conservative Movement.

You can usher in a soul-sucking fall as you glare at the face of hate-monger Ann Coulter in September or ignorant dumb bitch Carrie Prejean in October!

“I was so honored to be in the calendar as one of the great American conservative women. As a former beauty queen, it’s refreshing to be taken seriously,” said the dethroned Miss California.

Taken seriously?!

Despite our claim of this calendar rendering your peen useless, we’re pretty sure Glenn Beck found his masturbatory assistance for 2010!

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