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29 Jul, 2009

Bryce Dallas Howard Joins Twilight Franchise

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ShareBryce Dallas Howard Joins Twilight Franchise,When the third installment in the Twilight series hits theaters in 2010, Bryce Dallas Howard will take over the role of evil vampire Victoria.

29 Jul, 2009

Mischa Barton Heads to NYC

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ShareMischa Barton Heads to NYC,A smiling Mischa Barton was spotted arriving in New York City on Tuesday — less than one week after she was hospitalized for a reported mental meltdown.

ShareExclusive: The Real Story Behind Jon the Other Kate,Star reporter Kate Major turned a routine assignment into a full-blown fling with the father of eight — leaving his 22-year-old girlfriend swinging in the breeze!

29 Jul, 2009

Jon & Kate’s Money Battle!!!

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ShareJon & Kate’s Money Battle!!!, If Life & Style is correct, Jon Gosselin has become a tool so enormous that he may no longer fit into his beloved Ed Hardy shirts. Since his split from Kate, Jon has been spotted pAArtying all over the East Coast and even purchasing a pair of $950 shoes. “He [...]

ShareThe Octo-Mom Show Not Filming The Octuplets! WTF???, Nadya Suleman has already started production on her reality show. Her lawyer, Jeffrey Czech, is talking about the show, which apparently still has no title and no appearances from her herd of 14 children thus far. Jeffrey says: “(The production company) Eyeworks has commenced filming Ms. Suleman [...]

29 Jul, 2009

What Are You Trying To Hide, Halle?

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ShareWhat Are You Trying To Hide, Halle?, We’ve been noticing a trend over the past few weeks with Halle Berry‘s stomach. It just seems to keep getting larger! Maybe she’s just enjoying herself? The usually fit and slim Berry has also been spotted wearing some loose fitting clothes lately. And one can only imagine why! [...]

29 Jul, 2009

Tony’s Wicked Ways!

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ShareTony’s Wicked Ways!, What a dick! It turns out that when Jessica Simpson announced at a Feb 6 concert that “the man who loves her” was in the audience, Tony Romo was in attendance, but with a new whore at his side. The football player was there with Natalie Smith, the 22-year-old daughter of the [...]

29 Jul, 2009

Dolly on 9 to 5 Closing

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ShareDolly on 9 to 5 Closing, The legendary Dolly Parton is so proud of her Broadway babies! 9 to 5‘s run on the Great White Way is coming to a close on September 6th, and Miz Parton has released a statement on her official website expressing her gratitude to the cast and crew. Aww! Says [...]

29 Jul, 2009

Tanning Beds Are As Dangerous As Arsenic!

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ShareTanning Beds Are As Dangerous As Arsenic!, Tanning salon enthusiasts, listen up! The Associated Press is reporting that cancer experts have reassessed the danger of tanning beds and the results are not good. They are likening the cancer risk from tanning beds to arsenic and mustard gas.  Yikes!! Fake baking now joins tobacco, hepatitis B, [...]

ShareSummit Screws Rachelle! Fired Twilight Star Speaks!, As we mentioned earlier, Summit Entertainment announced – to the surprise of EVERYONE – that Rachelle Lefevre would not be reprising her role as “Victoria” in the third film in the Twilight series, Eclipse.  Instead, actress (and Ron Howard’s daughter), Bryce Dallas Howard will be taking over as [...]