Self Absorbed

Sarah Palin’s A Quitter!,

Sarah Palin, the moral matriarch moron, will NOT seek a second terms as Alaska’s Govenor.

Palin will announce the news officially from a press conference at her home in Wasilla, Alaska, this afternoon.

The news must come as a great sadness to those eskimos who love her dearly, but we couldn’t be more thrilled that she is reliquishing her power. However, this move out of office might mean she has her evil eye set on pursuing another form of office: one in a big, white house.

Not again!!!

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