Self Absorbed

Ain’t No Recession In Nashville,

The housing market might be lousy in America, but apparently that doesn’t apply in cowboy country.

Shit-kickin’ country western singer Alan Jackson just placed his Nashville home on the real estate market for the lofty price of $38 million dollars.

The property consists of a 19,000-square-foot house with six bedrooms, seven full baths and two half baths, a nine-car garage, basketball court, boathouse and two ponds. The 135 acre property is the highest-priced residential property for sale in the Nashville area, which leads us to believe there is actually someone crazier than this guy.

We’d stay put in that mansion of yours, Alan, because we reckon ain’t nobody going to give you one-tenth of that price in this economy!

Well, maybe Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban?

[Image via WENN.]

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