Self Absorbed

Avril Lavigne: In Her Own Words,

Oh Avril Lavigne! How nice of you!

Dressed from the kids’ section of Target, Avril stumbled out of a club in Hollywood on Monday night, desperate for attention.

Bitch should leave the club stumbling next to Lindsay because no one can out-stumble our LezLo!

Someone awarded the prized Canadian ham the “#1 Bitch” medal.

Tell us something we don’t know!

They forgot the #1 Idiot badge.

And the #1 Hasbeen badge.

And the #1 Twatface badge.

We could go on forever!

[Image by David Tonnessen via Pacific Coast News Online.]

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