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ShareLooking So Dapper, Jakeypoo!, On Friday, Jake Gyllenhaal hit the Santa Barbara International Film Festival looking all gentleman-y and stuff. Nice Humprey Bogart look, Jakeypoo! Poo Poo actually sports the same old school style in Jamie Foxx’s new music video. We likes! Where was Reese? [Image via WENN.]

ShareJim Carrey Jenny McCarthy Bare it All,Funny guy Jim Carrey and his former Playboy Playmate main squeeze, Jenny McCarthy, have a sexy secret pastime: They enjoy hanging out together in the buff!

ShareAnna Faris to Marry… Again,Funny gal Anna Faris is giving marriage another try. Get the scoop on the lucky fella.

ShareJessica Simpson Makes First Appearance After Cheating Scandal,Although Tony Romo was caught cheating on Jessica Simpson — in her own bed! — the singer is standing by her man.

ShareExclusive: Shenae Grimes’ Secret Heartache,Star has learned exclusively of the secret heartache that fueled the actress’ recent off-the-rails behavior

ShareBrit Afraid Of Her Former "Manager" – Seeks Restraining Order!, Just when things are starting to go well for Britney Spears, we have to hear of those douchebags – Osama Lutfi and Adnan Ghalib – again. Thankfully, though, Spears has just obtained a restraining order against the two fucktards! BritBrit’s attorneys even went to court [...]

ShareFill In the Blank, Gene Simmons and Carrot Top attend the launch party for Moneybag clothing at Wasted Space nightclub in Las Vegas. Oh, no! Someone help poor Carrot Top! He _____________. [Image via WENN.]

ShareThe Smithsonian Wants Aretha’s Hat!, The Smithsonian in D.C. has asked Aretha Franklin if she would part with her (in)famous Luke Song hat to be part of President Obama’s Inaugural display. The display will also include Michella Obama’s ball gown. But the Queen of Soul is hesitant, saying, “I am considering it. It would be [...]

ShareThe Republican National Committee Elects First African American Chair, Obama effect? On Friday, the Republican National Committee appointed Michael Steele, a former Maryland lieutenant governor, as its chairman. He is the first African American to hold this post. Interesting choice. If the party was not in peril of being totally irrelevant or if there was [...]

ShareMorrissey Gets Naked!, From the inner sleeve of Morrissey‘s new single, I’m Throwing My Arms Around Paris.” Nice 7″!