Self Absorbed

Exclusive: Michael Phelps Caught Smoking a Bong,Michael Phelps may be America’s Golden Boy, but his recent behavior in Columbia, South Carolina was less than medal-worthy.

Jennifer Aniston’s House in Disorder,Jennifer Aniston has been remodeling her Beverly Hills home for more than two years — and it’s still a construction
site!

Madonna Wins Major Custody Battle,

Madonna has won a court order to move little Rocco Ritchie and David Banda, the sons she shares with English director Guy Ritchie, to New York City.
After the decision was reached, a ‘friend’ immediately reached out to the London media to blab.
Daddy Ritchie, is that you?
“Lourdes was always going [...]

Madonna’s Fashion Mini Me,

Her Madongesty’s eldest child, Lourdes Leon, was snapped by photogs leaving the NYC Kabbalah center on Friday.
We love how the 12-year old is playing with clothes and accessories to find her own style.
We’re so glad it’s not anywhere near close to the Miley look!
Well, Momma Madge is a dedicated, watchful mom so [...]

Headline Of The Week Weak,

“ADHD drugs can cause hallucinations in some kids“
Oh, boy! CLICK HERE to read the article accompanying this headline.
[Image via WENN.]

ADHD drugs can cause hallucinations in some kids
Drugs for attention deficit hyperactivity disorder can cause children to have hallucinations even when taken as directed, U.S. government researchers said on Monday.
U.S. Food and [...]

Twilight Sequel Doing a Casting Call in Canada,

As you Twilight fans know, in the upcoming sequel, New Moon, Bella is pursued by Native American werewolf Jacob (Taylor Lautner).
Well, the movie needs some Native American actors for the upcoming flick.
They’re filming part of the sequel in Canada and are doing an open [...]

In Case You Missed It….,

CLICK HERE to check out Katy Perry’s appearance on Chelsea Lately.
Meow!

It’s Getting Hot in the White House!,

Barack Obama has a super delicious Latina lady on his staff.
California native/For Love or Money reality TV whore/Maxim model Ali Campoverdi is currently serving as an assistant to one of President O’s deputy chiefs of staff.
Don’t worry!
We’re 99.9% sure we won’t have another Monica Lewinsky on our hands!
Hottie Ali [...]

La Lohan’s Life on the D-list,

Since she is jobless, Lindsay Lohan continues to party on the D-list circuit.
On Friday, the fire crotched one attended ESPN The Magazine’s Next Super Bowl party in Tampa, Florida.
Lover saMAN Ronson DJ’d the fiesta.
Someone’s gotta pay the bills!
Sad that all Linds ever does these days is follow her working man [...]

Prosecutors Respond to Alleged Child Raper Polanski,

Two weeks ago, lawyers working for ‘exiled’ fugitive director/child predator suspect Roman Polanski were able to get California’s high courts to consider a motion that asked for all LA County judges to be disqualified from hearing the 31-year old rape because all 600+ judges that LA county employs [...]