The Pivert Not Too Poisoned To Pick Up Chicks,
It’s so nice to know that despite the discomfort and fatigue of mercury poisoning, which forced him to “tear himself away” from his work, Jeremy Piven could still find the strength within himself to pick up a model in New York.
The Pivert was on the prowl at Britney‘s circus-themed birthday bash and his latest victim is model-turned-waitress Ashley Chontos.
He’s so smitten with the 23-year-old (who was actually only his second choice that night, but hey, Piverts can’t be choosy), that he’s going to ditch his mama for the Golden Globes and fly Ashley out to the West Coast to accompany him on the red carpet January 10th
He charmed Chontos with a mass text message to all the numbers he had gathered up that night that read, “Come to my room – whoever responds first gets me for the night.”
Wow, that makes them both desperate. And gross.
They’re perfect for each other!
After pulling out of Speed the Plow (To the relief of co-stars), the Pivert went to Bangkok, where he is receiving “treatment” for his “poisoning.” Chontos, meanwhile, is in Miami, working on her tan for her red carpet debut.
If it even lasts that long.
[Image via WENN.]
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