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CURL CONNECTION,WHAT do Mayor Bloomberg, Public Advocate Betsy Gotbaum and Art Garfunkel have in common? Hair. All three are said by knowledgeable insiders to get their tresses trimmed at the Alberto de Montecchi salon at Madison and 78th Street. Hizzoner revealed…

WE HEAR . . .,THAT one of the two bodyguards accompanying music producer Phil Spector to his murder retrial at the Los Angeles County courthouse has been sporting a Barack Obama campaign button (PHOTOS: Celebrities For Obama). . . THAT Bravo filmed yesterday’s…

NAME ZE BLAME,WHILE the subprime meltdown is seen by most Americans as a perfect storm of adverse economic conditions beyond human control, the French think they know whom to blame - the traders. A Paris source noted, “Paris Match reported people are ready to…

SUPER FREAKY,LUSCIOUS Coco-T will bare her abundant flesh tonight. Rapper Ice-T’s buxom wife, who’s hosting a Halloween bash at The Plumm, tells Page Six: “This is the night I can get super freaky. I can go, basically, nude.” Ice adds that he’s not worried…

I-VAN-A BELGIAN,WHILE Ivana Trump’s new husband, Rossano Rubicondi, 35, is on a jungle island competing in the Italian reality-TV show “L’Isola dei Famosi,” she’s been hitting the town with a 23-year-old Belgian model, Marius Rusovici. The two were arm in arm at…

MARITAL MAYHEM,A SLEW of A-list comedic actors have taken over the St. Regis Resort in Bora Bora to make Jon Favreau’s upcoming flick, “Couples Retreat.” The movie pairs Kristen Bell with Jason Bateman, Malin Akerman with Vince Vaughn, and Kristin Davis with…

MADGE, A-ROD COPTER QUICKIE,IT was like a scene out of a James Bond movie last week, as Madonna and Alex Rodriguez secretly jetted off in two private helicopters for a quick and cozy rendezvous in the Hamptons, Page Six has learned. Instead of booking a motel room, the two…

POWER TURNOUT,IT was a big turnout the other night for the opening of Nathaniel Kramer’s photography show at the Guy Regal gallery. The Allen & Co. heir was congratulated by the likes of Samantha and Aby Rosen, Dixon (Samantha’s dad) and Arianna Boardman, James…

AT NELLO, ASK HOW MUCH,NELLO Balan blames his accountants for his tax problems, but he didn’t need a CPA to empty one cus tomer’s wallet. Blake Singer, a West Coast commodities dealer, says the restaurateur “hosed” him and his wife earlier this year by pushing them to…

WHY THE CHO WON’T GO ON,IS Margaret Cho really sick or just sick of performing to half-empty houses? For the second time in two weeks, the lady-loving laugh machine canceled a show. She called off the Oct. 12 show in Kitchener, Ontario, blaming “illness” but didn’t say on…