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Janet Hospitalized, Cancels Concert Minutes Before Show!,

This is awful news!
One of our favorite divas, Miz Janet Jackson, canceled her Montreal concert last night.
The reason?
Janet had taken ill and had to be rushed to the hospital!
A rep for Miz Jackson confirms that the singer “got suddenly ill” during her soundcheck, shortly before the concert.
According to a [...]

The Gays Are Not Happy With Slutty Cyrus!,

Ewww what a betch!
In a move that would shock the spoiled brats on MTV’s My Super Sweet Sixteen, little Slutty Cyrus is kicking the gays out of Disneyland for her birthday party!
On what is known as the annual Gay Day celebration at Disneyland, Miley has decided to commandeer [...]

He’ll Never Fly Again – Still In Serious Condition,

Plane crash survivor Travis Barker will be home in LA soon and his ex-wife Shanna Moakler is committed to seeing him through his difficult recovery.
Travis is making the long journey back to Los Angeles from the Georgia burn center via bus.
An insider reveals, “Trust me, [Travis] [...]

L.C. vs Audrina: Taking It To The Net!,

It looks like the bottom has totally fallen from beneath the former Hills besties!
Audrina Patridge and Lauren Conrad are sending some not so good but very cryptic messages out via their MySpace pages.
L.C.’s current mood is ‘disappointed’ with a sad face.
Audrina is ’shocked’ with a happy face.
As of [...]

Pete Wentz Shares His Bed With Teddy Bears,

A very very pregnant Ashlee Simpson sleeps with a bunch of teddy bears from friends and fans..
They apparently crowd the bed she shares with Pete Wentz.
How much longer before she detaches his balls to store in a jar under the kitchen sink?
He won’t be needing those!
The couple are [...]

Happy Benzilicious Birthday,

It’s hard to believe, but Naomi Watts turned 40 on Sunday.
Her main man, Liev Schreiber, threw the soon-to-be mommy of 2 a fun surpirse party with close friends and family on Saturday.
But that’s not all!
He also gifted her with a Mercedes-Benz Bluetec!
The Bluetec is MBZ’s new, $50K, environmentally-friendly, luxury SUV.
And, it doesn’t [...]

Stuck In The Middle With You,

While shopping on trendy Robertson Blvd, Hilary Duff took a moment to pick out some undies.
GET IT?!
[Image via WENN.]

Kiefer’s Bizarre Phobia,

If you see Kiefer Sutherland dressed strangely it’s because the actor has no mirrors in his house. He’s scared of them!
He says he finds them “frightening.”
In a case of art imitating life, Sutherland recently starred in a film called Mirrors in which he plays a security guard who sees weird stuff in the [...]

Another Crazy Spring/Summer 2009 Shoe,

Watch those nose jobs, (rich) fashionistas!
We ‘fear’ there’ll be lots of Park Avenue/Hollywood red carpet face plant stories heading our way in the spring.
Next season’s shoes are sky high!
The latest pair of shoes to commanded attention popped up at the Christian Dior show in Paris on Monday.
What do you think?
We’ve named [...]

Buble Opens Wide,

As we mentioned back in July, Canadian singer Michael Buble ended his relationship with girlfriend of three years this summer, British actress Emily Blunt.
But Buble is too hot to be single for too long.
Later that month he was spotted with some Audrina Patridge look-a-like.
Now, he’s opening up about his breakup with Blunt.
And even [...]