Self Absorbed

ShareAt Least He Has A Job!, Little Jamie Lynn got pregnant at the age of 16, so it wouldn’t surprise many to find out that her babydaddy is a college dropout! On the bright side: at least he’s gainfully employed. But, they’ll still need mommy’s millions to raise the baby! Spears’ fiance, Casey Aldridge works [...]

ShareChinese Democracy Finally Out – By Accident!, Is this a publicity stunt???? NINE tracks from Guns N’ Roses‘ long long long awaited new album, Chinese Democracy, were leaked online Wednesday on a website which quickly received a cease-and-desist letter from the band. The album is said to be 14 years in the making. Of the [...]

ShareCocaine Wig, More cocaine news! According to the Daily Mail, a British woman who allegedly hid cocaine under her wig has been arrested on suspicion of drug smuggling in Norway. An airport customs officer noticed the Brit had ‘a lot of hair’ and upon examination a 2.2 lbs bag of cocaine was discovered glued to [...]

ShareCocaine Vagina, During a body cavity search Portage, Wisconsin, police found 27.3 grams of cocaine inside the vagina of the woman pictured above, Shavone Reece. Kinda looks like she’s glowing!!!! Cocaine facials, coming up at the spa! Reece was arrested in Portage after selling cocaine, marijuana and the narcotic Diazepam to an undercover officer. Thoughts [...]

ShareRevenge Is A Bitch, Hopefully this will turn into another Charlie vs. Denise, only we care about these two even less! According to Access Hollywood, Christie Brinkley is still soooo pissed at soon to be ex-husband Peter Cook that she’s asked for the divorce court proceedings to be made public. She apparently wants all his [...]

ShareAl Gore Responds, We told y’all earlier that former vice president Al Gore seemed a little two faced when it was revealed by the Tennessee Center for Policy Research that the former Vice President’s home energy use has risen by more than 10% over the past year. Mr. Gore’s spokesperson reached out to us to [...]

ShareEva’s European Adventure, She’s taking that honeymoon she never had! AND, she’s inviting the paparazzi every step of the way! Grossie gross. Eva Longoria and Tony Parker ham it up for the photogs. The pair hit up Florence, Italy, on Thursday. They visited the Accademia museum to see Michelangelo’s David and then went to Michelangelo [...]

ShareThe View From the Right, John Coleman, the founder of the Weather Channel who now works as an on-camera weatherman in San Diego, California, spoke out last week to say that Al Gore and the United Nations’ global warming claims are a bunch of baloney. From founder of a network to weatherman? Kinda sounds like [...]

ShareTinkerbell Slept Her Way To The Top!, As we mentioned earlier this month, people were petitioning for Cheeta the chimp to get his own star on Hollywood’s Walk of Fame. Cheeta’s handlers have tried to get the 76 year old chimp on the walk for a while now. This time marked their 7th submission. However, [...]

ShareFrom One Of Our Favorite Frenchies!, Julien Doré‘s debut album dropped in France this week and to celebrate, he has released the most wacktastical promotional video! You MUST watch it. The fat lady is back, as is the chicken, and we’re introduced to a naked guy playing the banjo, an old dude, a pony and, [...]