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Bad news for self-loving Mario Lopez!
Turns out Katie Holmes wears the pants around Broadway.
Mrs. Tom Cruise is set to make her Broadway debut this September in All My Sons.
However, in order to make that happen and offset the cost of having her star in it, they’re going to need to use the same theater that currently shows A Chorus Line.
An insider reveals, “Katie wouldn’t sign a long-term agreement with her show, which is why it’s the limited run that it is. They had to figure out how to make more money with the time they had with her.”
So the solution was to move to a musical theater.
The insider adds, “Musical theaters have more seats than a traditional playhouse, so they can sell more tickets each week. That’s how the show ended up at the Schoenfeld Theater (where “Chorus Line” runs). Because of the “All My Sons” rehearsal schedule, they had to cut Mario Lopez’s run in “A Chorus Line.”
As for Lopez, the source says, “He might be People’s hottest bachelor, but he’s pissed. Let’s face it, he doesn’t have much going on right now.”
Burn!
Let’s hope Katie’s show doesn’t suck too hard.
But it probably will!
[Image via WENN.]
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