Self Absorbed

Not For Sale,

As far as Cristiano Ronaldo’s current employers - Manchester United - are concerned, the soccer stud is not going to Real Madrid, despite his desire to be transfered.
He’s going to need to stay put and fulfill his contract!
In a statement on United’s website, the club said, “We are not listening to offers.”
On [...]

Diva, Party Of One,

Mike Meyers has a bit of a reputation for being a biyatch (not to mention neurotic), and he definitely lived up to expectations this week!
The comedian made an appearance on NBC’s Late Night With Conan O’Brien on Wednesday to promote The Love Guru.
However, an insider says he was driving the staff backstage [...]

Back to TV,

But this time round, it’s as a suit!
According to Variety, Jim Carrey is the co-creator and exec. producer of an HBO comedy that pays homage to the late 70’s-80’s era Comedy Store in LA and its then owner Mitzi Shore (Pauly’s mom).
Carey was part of the influential wave of comics in the late [...]

Don’t Visit Jamaica!,
Jamica really really hates gay people!

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Listen To This: Hum Along With Us,

The Kooks have done a great cover of Peter Bjorn & John’s instant classic Young Folks.
There’s no whistling in the Kooks’ verion, but they did add a female vocalist for a little pizzaz.
Check it out!

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Biceps Bumped For Xenu,

Bad news for self-loving Mario Lopez!
Turns out Katie Holmes wears the pants around Broadway.
Mrs. Tom Cruise is set to make her Broadway debut this September in All My Sons.
However, in order to make that happen and offset the cost of having her star in it, they’re going to need to use the [...]

Talk About A Whopper!,

Burger King is set to launch the world’s most expensive burger ever at a fast food restaurant!
The burger will even make Guinness World Record history, beating out 1994’s American Double Truffle Burger.
B.K.’s latest creation is simply called The Burger.
It will include flame grilled Wagyu Beef, topped with white truffles on a truffle [...]

A Worthwhile Cause,

CLICK HERE to read up on and donate to a very worthwhile cause.
“Shelter from the Storm is Canada’s largest national campaign dedicated to ending violence against women.“

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How Did That Happen????,

Wow!
Seemingly overnight, he’s got the “bounce.”
Barack Obama has opened up a HUGE 15-point lead over Presidential rival John McCain!
According to the latest Newsweek poll, Obama has a substantial double-digit lead, 51 percent to 36 percent, over McCain among registered voters nationwide.
“Overall, voters see Obama as the preferred agent of “change” by [...]

Ferosh!,

Karl Lagerfeld is doing his civic duty!
According to reports, Unkle Karl is the star of a new French road safety campaign.
The caption in the ad reads, “It’s yellow, it’s ugly, it doesn’t go with anything, but it could save your life.”
The campaign was launched Wednesday.
French drivers will soon be required to keep security vests [...]