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Archive for May, 2008

18 May, 2008

Not So Blind Item

Posted by: TheCeleb In: Celebrities

Not So Blind Item,
What reviled British personality, generally reviled by everyone, has started to pull a Heidi and Spencer?????
That’s right, the media-hating (at least in public) skank is now traveling with her very own paparazzi photographer. The snapper arranges with her to get exclusive pics of the hooker and then they split the profits.
Hey, she’s [...]

18 May, 2008

Scarlett Snubs Woody

Posted by: TheCeleb In: Celebrities

Scarlett Snubs Woody,

While Penelope Cruz bathed in the spotlight at Cannes, Scarlett Johansson was conspicuously absent from the premiere of their new Woody Allen film, Vicky Cristina Barcelona, this past weekend in France.
Why was the newly engaged actress M.I.A.????
Because she was a diva!
According to reports, ScarJo was demanding much more than the studio releasing the [...]

18 May, 2008

A Worthwhile Cause

Posted by: TheCeleb In: Celebrities

A Worthwhile Cause,

CLICK HERE to read up on and donate to a very worthwhile cause!
The Suicide Pevention Action Network U.S.A. is doing great work. Please support them!
And, if you just need someone to talk to, please call 1-800-273-TALK.

Read the full story

18 May, 2008

Good News!

Posted by: TheCeleb In: Celebrities

Good News!,

The first new Indian Jones review is in and….it’s positive.
Even if the critics hate it, though, the movie is still expected to open huge!

Read the full story

18 May, 2008

Headline of the Week Weak

Posted by: TheCeleb In: Celebrities

Headline of the Week Weak,

“Girls Love Gay Male Porn“
Hot! CLICK HERE to read the article accompanying this headline.
[Image via WENN.]

Girls Love Gay Male Porn
I just got back from a weekend at the University of California at Santa Barbara, where I attended “Console-ing Passions: An International Conference on Television, Audio, Video, New Media, and Feminism. It [...]

18 May, 2008

Solo Spice

Posted by: TheCeleb In: Celebrities

Solo Spice,

Sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com that Mel B. is working on a new album!
Though a release date and record label have yet to be finalized, the artist formerly known as Scary has begun working with some of the biggest producers in the biz.
“Mel is going for a pop sound with a bit of an [...]

18 May, 2008

Ready To Spill It

Posted by: TheCeleb In: Celebrities

Ready To Spill It,

Star Jones better watch her back. A knife is about to be stabbing her!
Big Gay Al is shopping around a sit-down TV interview about his time married to the former fattie.
He’s gonna “tell all” and…he wants to get paid!
B.G.A. is said to be holding out for the highest bidder. “He’s been looking [...]

18 May, 2008

Quote of the Day

Posted by: TheCeleb In: Celebrities

Quote of the Day,

“The world is about to end in 2012… ’cause the Mayans made calendars, and they stop at 2012. I got encyclopedias on the bus. The world is about to end as we know it. You can see it already. A planet doesn’t exist - there’s no more Pluto. Planes are flying into [...]

18 May, 2008

It’s Official: Married AND Baby on the Way!!!!

Posted by: TheCeleb In: Celebrities

It’s Official: Married AND Baby on the Way!!!!,

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz were pronounced man and wife Saturday night at the Simpson family compound in Encino, CA.
AND, the newlyweds confirmed to guests at their wedding that Ass is indeed pregnant.
Shocker!
CLICK HERE to check out all the wedding details.
[Image via WENN.]

The wedding took place at the [...]

18 May, 2008

Diddy on Kanye

Posted by: TheCeleb In: Celebrities

Diddy on Kanye,

We’re not the only ones!
Diddy just went to see Kanye on his new “Glow in the Dark” tour, and he was so awed that he had to make a video about it!
The “concert changed my life,” “proclaims Diddy. “I was so impressed and inspired. I fell in love with hip hop again.”
Click here [...]