A Public Service Announcement,

Look at those lips!

THAT FACE!!!!

Her thinning hair!!!!

Lara Flynn Boyle used to look somewhat normal back in the day. This past weekend, though, she looked like the bride of Michael Jackson on an outing for din din to Mr. Chow’s in Beverly Hills.

This is a warning to all you ladies out there: don’t fuck with your face!

[Image by PER via Fame Pictures.]

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Nicole or Mary-Kate????,

Mary-Kate Nicole Richie was spotted spending some “me” time this weekend.

The new mom was at the Chateau Marmont on Saturday, looking very Olsen-like.

Even when taking some time for herself, Momma Nicole has little Harlow on her mind. Richie was seen bringing home some Fred Segal baby clothes for her baby daughter.

We gotta see Harlow out and on display about more often!

P.S. Suri Cruise is still keeping it lo pro.

[Image by ODuran via Fame Pictures.]

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A Charming Reunion,

She may hate all her Beverly Hills co-stars, but Shannon Doherty has love for Holly Marie Combs.

The former Charmed co-stars met up at Nobu in Malibu on Saturday night to catch up on old times. Emphasis on the old.

Doherty left Charmed in 2001 after reports of tension on the set. That’s her modus operandi!

Alyssa Milano probably hates that skank, and that’s why we love her!

[Image by Mike via Fame Pictures.]

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A Worthwhile Cause,

CLICK HERE to read up on and donate to a very worthwhile cause!!!!

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Retracting Their Story,

Further hurting their already shoddy credibility, Star magazine erroneously reported that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie got married this past weekend in New Orleans.

Never happened. They weren’t even there!

Now, shoving their baby cock between their legs, Star is retracting their story and making up new lies along the way, like claiming that Brange DID have plans to marry in New Orleans this weekend.

The magazine just posted the following statement on their website.

Says Star:

“Sources in a position to have information regarding a secret wedding ceremony between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie had confirmed to Star that the couple married in the French Quarter Wedding Chapel on Saturday, March 29. “There were two weddings, one planned and one unplanned,” one source told Star. “Brad and Angelina’s was the planned ceremony. The weather wasn’t good, so we were indoors.”

After further investigation, the sources are not standing by their story. Brad and Angelina’s reps have not commented.”

WTF????

You should have investigated the story fully and thoroughly until you were sure you had it 100% right.

Star magazine sucks donkey balls….but we all already knew that!

[Photo via Getty Images.]

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Quote of the Day,

“I really have no idea if anyone ever shoved it up the shitter. I’m not there watching it every day. But there was, at the time, a load of excruciatingly painful campness that went on.”

- Keith Richards to British GQ, on Mick Jagger’s “sexuality”

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

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Actors Fighting With Actors,

Things are not looking well.

We may have another strike on our hands!!!

As the actors’ agreements with the big media moguls is set to expire this summer, a very unpleasant development occurred this weekend.

Both of the main actors’ unions, SAG and AFTRA, decided to sever all ties.

Each union will now negotiate separately with the studios and big media meanies.

The bad blood between both unions has boiled over and the mudslinging has begun!

“For the past year SAG leadership in Hollywood has engaged in a relentless campaign of disinformation and disparagement,” AFTRA president Roberta Reardon said in a written statement.

SAG President Alan Rosenberg’s written response: “AFTRA’s refusal now to bargain together with us and their last-second abandonment of the joint process is calculated, cynical and may serve the interests of their institution, but not its members.”

The AFTRA board said the vote to terminate the agreement, known as “Phase One,” was “overwhelming.”

Why can’t we all just get along????

There’s strength in numbers!

The Alliance of Motion Picture and Television Producers, which represents studios, said in a statement that it looks forward to bargaining with AFTRA. It did not mention SAG.

Television and the local L.A. economy can’t afford another strike!!!!

[Images via WENN.]

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Mariah Hangs Up on the BBC!,

Mimi, doing her best Madonna “I’m a Brit” impression, was on Radio One on Sunday….and she got her knickers in a bunch when the radio host inadvertently said she’s only sold 80 million records. Only!

She countered the number is closer to 160 million and then the call was mysteriously DROPPED.

Diva!

Click here to listen to the chat.

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SIGHting,

Spotted: Lovebirds Drew Barrymore and Justin Long at The Playboy Golf Lingerie party at The Mansion on Saturday night.

They both wore cute pajamas and a had great time chatting with a group of friends. In between drinks, the PDA-loving duo made out in full view of onlookers, including nude bunnies.

We’re told they refused to take pics at the event. Lame! Then, why go??

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Both Breaking Records,

Here’s a chance for both Madonna and Mariah fans to celebrate!

When the latest Billboard Hot 100 singles chart is released on Wednesday, both pop divas will have reached new milestones.

M & M are set to break two records set by Elvis Presley, making music history together on the same week!

Thanks to its release as a digital single, Mimi’s Touch My Body is expected to be the #1 single in America this coming week. It will be her 18th #1, and she will surpass Elvis as the artist with the most #1 hits.

Meanwhile, Madge’s 4 Minutes will jump into the Top 10 this week and she will beat Elvis as the artist with the most Top 10 hits in music history. It will be her 37th !!!

That is INSANE!!!!

So many artists wish they could have a Top 10 single, and Madonna is on her way to #37!!!!!!!!

ARTISTS WITH THE MOST TOP 10 SINGLES (Before 4 Minutes)
1. Elvis Presley (36)
1. Madonna (36)
3. The Beatles (34)
4. Stevie Wonder (28)
4. Michael Jackson (28)

Congrats to both Madonna and Mariah!!!!!

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