Outta There!,

Naomi Campbell was discharged from the hospital on Friday.

And we’re sure the doctors and nurses couldn’t wait to get that biyatch out of there!

Campbell left in supermodel style — a helicopter whisked her away cause she didn’t want to deal with all the media who were anxious to greet her outside of the facility.

The catwalker checked in on Monday to have an emergency surgery and has been recuperating since.

The source reports that according to hospital staff the famously abusive diva was rude and ordered the telephone in her room cut off to protect her ‘privacy’.

Those doctors and nurses should count their blessings. If Naomi wasn’t so under the weather she might have beat down a few of them!

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Ellen Says "Bow Wow, Woof Woof",

Ellen DeGeneres is a comedian, actress, author, Emmy award-winning talk show host, and now the Oprah-wannabe mogul can add Entrepreneur to the list.

As you probably remember, after that whole Iggy controversy, Ellen decided to help start an organization to rebuild in-the-dumps animal shelters across America.

Now, she’s showing her love for animals a bit more by creating her own DOG FOOD!

But, not just any dog food. Really good quality doggy chow that even humans can eat.

That’s SO Showgirls!

The dog food is called Halo.

In a recent interview, Ellen spoke about her new venture and partnership with Halo (known for its natural pet foods) to create the food line.

“Ours is all human grade. It’s all natural. And yes, you can eat it,” says DeGeneres. “People love their animals so much so that they put little clothes on them and necklaces and booties and things like that. And if you love your animal, then you should feed them something that’s not dangerous for them. There’s a lot of poisonous stuff that they’re putting in a lot of that food, those by-products.”

When asked if Ellen were to be a politician, what would be her pet policy, she responded, “My pet policy would be to love them and give them as much respect as you would give any living thing and treat them kindly. They’re innocent little souls that are filled with unconditional love. And we should give them the same.”

We love Ellen!!!!!

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RiRi Gets Around!,

Rihanna is making the most of her time in Paris!

The pop sensation attended the Sonia Rykiel Fashion show on Friday.

She’s a budding fashionista, our RiRi.

Now if only she didn’t dress like an S&M hooker in concert!

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On Turning Fifty,

Madonna has begun promoting her new album, Hard Candy, which comes out on April 29th.

The Queen of Pop held a Q&A with journalists from around the world on Thursday, and one topic that kept coming back up in conversation was her upcoming birthday.

“It’s not a bad word, you can say it,” she said when one reporter whispered “5-0.”

And when the same reporter asked her about reaching “a landmark for a lady,” she made the journalist clarify that to it’s “a landmark for everybody.”

Madge said she doesn’t see turning 50 as a milestone.

“No, but everybody else keeps mentioning it,” she said. “I see it as another excuse to have a birthday party.”

In fact, Madonna said physically, “I feel stronger now than, maybe, 20 years ago — but I think your physicality is connected to your consciousness so if your mind is strong, your body will be strong.”

And there you have it!

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Momzilla,

Jennifer Lopez is taking the mom thing very, very seriously.

People around La Lopez think she might be taking things a bit too far…except of course, Marc Anthony, who supposedly agrees with everything she wants.

J. Lo is diva about ever-y-thing!

According to inside reports, the couple has hired SIX new bodyguards for the twins. They have two baby bouncers for each eight-hour shift around the clock.

Cost? Approximately $600,000, not including the cost of benefits.

They’ve also invested in closed-circuit cameras for almost every room in their many homes.

Also, peeps with grubby hands better stay far away from JLo’s babies! According to a family source, she’s become a germaphobe. There are dispensers of hygienic cleanser strategically placed all around her homes. People are instructed to basically scrub before they come close to her precious ones. And, we kid you not, there was a purchase of what’s being called ‘a lifetime supply’ of surgical masks because anyone coming in contact with the twins must put one of the things on.

Shit, y’all. Jenny is starting to get all Michael Jackson krazee!

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Coming Soon To Wisteria Lane,

Desperate Housewives has resumed production and they are busy at work trying to add new faces to their current cast.

Spicing things up!

As we mentioned earlier this week, the casting agents at Desperate Housewives are trying to raise the ratings and keep people watching. They’ve resorted to adding new cast members to spice things up, like The O.C.’s Chris Carmack.

Now, new reports are surfacing that Academy Award nominated actress Julianne Moore will appear in upcoming episodes.

Julianne will play Bree’s sister (naturally) and is scheduled to appear in three episodes, including the season finale.

Two redheads on Desperate Housewives? Hot!

But even with all the new characters, will U still want to watch?

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Saved!,

Our prayers have been answered!

Mischa Barton has turned down the Gossip Girl role offered to her.

Her talkpiece states, “She will not be on the show. She was approached, but her reps passed.”

Ha!

Gossip Girl fans, it is time to celebrate.

Your show won’t be ruined!

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Headline of the Week Weak,

“Pregnant woman uses train toilet, baby slips out“

Thankfully, the baby is alright! CLICK HERE to read the article accompanying this headline.

Pregnant woman uses train toilet, baby slips out

A newborn baby girl survived an ignoble birth after slipping down the toilet bowl of a moving Indian train onto the tracks when a pregnant woman unexpectedly gave birth while relieving herself on Tuesday.

“My delivery was so sudden,” said the Bhuri Kalbi, the mother of the infant, born two months prematurely. “I did not even realize that my child had slipped from the hole in the toilet.”

Kalbi, a 33-year-old woman from a village in Rajasthan, fainted on the toilet seat after the birth for a few minutes before waking up and alerting her family.

“They stopped the train and ran on the tracks to find the baby,” she said, speaking from her hospital bed in the western city of Ahmedabad.

Railway staff at a nearby station were alerted and soon found the newborn girl lying uninjured on pebbles by the track. She is now in intensive care because of her premature birth, doctors said.

Most toilets on Indian trains are filthy chutes emptying directly onto the tracks.

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Jacko Almost Loses Another Home,

As the future of Neverland remains in doubt, new information has come to light that shows Michael Jackson has made a trend of neglecting his fiscal responsibilities when it comes to home ownership.

He be broke. Not paying bills.

According to public records, Jackson repeatedly failed to make mortgage payments on his Encino, CA property.

Docs show that M.J. had almost $154,000 in missed payments (on a $4 million loan) as of January 17th. However, the default was withdrawn early February.

Wonder who loaned Jacko the money to keep the Encino house?!

Other docs also show that Jackson previously faced possible default over missed payments on the home in April and August of 2007.

Jackson’s people issued no comment about this report.

Britney better take note of this. See what happens when you spend and spend but don’t do any work?

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Posh Will Cut You, Bitch!,

Step away from the Becks!!!

An overzealous fan gets “clingy” with David Beckham on the dancefloor at a nightclub in Seoul, South Korea on Thursday night.

Some people have no respect!

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