Self Absorbed

Outta There!,

Naomi Campbell was discharged from the hospital on Friday.
And we’re sure the doctors and nurses couldn’t wait to get that biyatch out of there!
Campbell left in supermodel style — a helicopter whisked her away cause she didn’t want to deal with all the media who were anxious to greet her outside of the facility.
The [...]

Ellen Says "Bow Wow, Woof Woof",

Ellen DeGeneres is a comedian, actress, author, Emmy award-winning talk show host, and now the Oprah-wannabe mogul can add Entrepreneur to the list.
As you probably remember, after that whole Iggy controversy, Ellen decided to help start an organization to rebuild in-the-dumps animal shelters across America.
Now, she’s showing her [...]

RiRi Gets Around!,

Rihanna is making the most of her time in Paris!
The pop sensation attended the Sonia Rykiel Fashion show on Friday.
She’s a budding fashionista, our RiRi.
Now if only she didn’t dress like an S&M hooker in concert!
[Photo via Getty Images.]

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On Turning Fifty,

Madonna has begun promoting her new album, Hard Candy, which comes out on April 29th.
The Queen of Pop held a Q&A with journalists from around the world on Thursday, and one topic that kept coming back up in conversation was her upcoming birthday.
“It’s not a bad word, you can say it,” she said [...]

Momzilla,

Jennifer Lopez is taking the mom thing very, very seriously.
People around La Lopez think she might be taking things a bit too far…except of course, Marc Anthony, who supposedly agrees with everything she wants.
J. Lo is diva about ever-y-thing!
According to inside reports, the couple has hired SIX new bodyguards for the twins. They [...]

Coming Soon To Wisteria Lane,

Desperate Housewives has resumed production and they are busy at work trying to add new faces to their current cast.
Spicing things up!
As we mentioned earlier this week, the casting agents at Desperate Housewives are trying to raise the ratings and keep people watching. They’ve resorted to adding new cast members to [...]

Saved!,

Our prayers have been answered!
Mischa Barton has turned down the Gossip Girl role offered to her.
Her talkpiece states, “She will not be on the show. She was approached, but her reps passed.”
Ha!
Gossip Girl fans, it is time to celebrate.
Your show won’t be ruined!
[Image via WENN.]

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Headline of the Week Weak,

“Pregnant woman uses train toilet, baby slips out“
Thankfully, the baby is alright! CLICK HERE to read the article accompanying this headline.

Pregnant woman uses train toilet, baby slips out
A newborn baby girl survived an ignoble birth after slipping down the toilet bowl of a moving Indian train onto the tracks when [...]

Jacko Almost Loses Another Home,

As the future of Neverland remains in doubt, new information has come to light that shows Michael Jackson has made a trend of neglecting his fiscal responsibilities when it comes to home ownership.
He be broke. Not paying bills.
According to public records, Jackson repeatedly failed to make mortgage payments on his Encino, [...]

Posh Will Cut You, Bitch!,

Step away from the Becks!!!
An overzealous fan gets “clingy” with David Beckham on the dancefloor at a nightclub in Seoul, South Korea on Thursday night.
Some people have no respect!

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