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Archive for January, 2008

Momma Wants To Take Brit Home!!!

Thursday
Jan 31,2008

Momma Wants To Take Brit Home!!!,

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The strings are being cut! Osama Lutfi’s control over Britney Spears will hopefully be over soon.

Brit’s mom, Lynne Spears, wants to take the troubled star back to Lousiana, one of her lawyers, Michael Flanagan, has revealed.

Lynne hopes to take her daughter back home as soon as she’s released from UCLA Medical Center in three days.

Momma Spears is “extremely concerned for her daughter,” obviously, according to Flanagan.

Lynne feels that the biggest problem facing Britney’s recovery is the circle of friends she’s become involved with and Lynne desperately wants to extricate her daughter from that. “Brit has an amazing support system in Louisiana,” Flanagan says, reinforcing the belief that Britney simply can’t get the help she needs while she remains in L.A. “Lynn was holding up reasonably well, but her first priority and concern right now is with her daughter and helping her through this very tough situation that she is in.”

Going home to Louisiana is a good idea, but it won’t cure all of Britney’s problems.

This is gonna be a long process of getting better!

But being with her family and back home are good first steps. It will also help cut down the number of paparazzi that follow her around every day, but many will still be there.

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The Party’s Over?

Thursday
Jan 31,2008

The Party’s Over?,

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Believe it or not….

Kate Moss‘ mom, Linda, is moving in to the haggard supermodel’s posh, new London home.

She probably hopes that ‘mum’ will give the place less of a cracked out feel and provide a more stable home for her young daughter. Yes, Kate is a mom herself. We sometimes forget!

If Moss really wants to party she can probably head over to Sadie Frost’s flat or just throw another party at the Dorchester Hotel.

Swingers, baby!

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

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It’s Getting Real Nasty

Wednesday
Jan 30,2008

It’s Getting Real Nasty,

Barack Obama brought out the knives on Tuesday.

The Democratic presidential hopeful attacked opponent Hillary Clinton in a big way at a speech in Denver.

Click here to check out what he had to say!

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We’re Making Dreams Come True

Wednesday
Jan 30,2008

We’re Making Dreams Come True,

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Celebrity stylist Rachel Zoe (and her new face) were spotted leaving the Waverly Inn in New York City on Tuesday night.

The future reality TV star was hesitant to pose for pictures, the photogs tell us, because she was “afraid it will end up on Perez Hilton again.”

No need to be afraid! We’re loving your new face, girl.

You don’t look a day over 40.

[Image via Buzz Foto.]

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Wednesday
Jan 30,2008

Paris’ Girl on Girl Public Makeout Session,

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She has recently been frequenting the lesbian nights at a Los Angeles club, and now Paris Hilton is taking it up a notch. Big time.

The former heiress was seen making out with fellow actress Elisha Cuthberth at New York City club Tenjune on Tuesday night, Us Weekly is reporting.

The two were “all over each other and making out” a source tells the magazine.

We’ll await the inevitable denials, but until then….

Pussy power!

[Image via WENN.]

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This Is Disgraceful

Wednesday
Jan 30,2008

This Is Disgraceful,

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PerezHilton.com has learned that Jessica “Don’t Call Me Latina” Alba is going to be on the cover of the new issue of Latina magazine.

Latina magazine!!!!

After everything she’s done and said.

Guess newsstand sales are more important to Latina than putting up inspiring mujeres on their covers.

Such a shame.

Update: Apparently the awful decision of putting Don’t Call Me Latina on the cover can be blamed on Latina’s new editor-in-chief.

Great way to start off on your job!

[Image via JPI Studios.]

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The Freakshow Has Come To Town

Wednesday
Jan 30,2008

The Freakshow Has Come To Town,

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Alien Spice has invaded!

Victoria Beckham made a rare public appearance at Saks Fifth Avenue in Boston on Wednesday to promote her dvb jeans line.

The Spice Girls resume their U.S. tour in Montreal on Thursday.

Unfortunately for fans worldwide, it seems like the ladies may be ending their tour after they’re done with the American shows. Sadly.

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Grammy Likely No Go For Wino

Wednesday
Jan 30,2008

Grammy Likely No Go For Wino,

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Amy Winehouse’s father, Poppa Mitch Wino, does not want his daughter, who just entered rehab a week ago, to attend the Grammy Awards in Los Angeles next weekend.

Says the concerned dad, “I’m not sure the Grammys are going to happen. I don’t want her to go - I think it might be a bit too soon for her. She’s not well - that’s why she’s in rehab. But she’s doing OK. She is getting good treatment.”

As much as we’d like to see her here, collecting the Grammys she is most definitely going to win, her health is a priority.

Hopefully Amy will stay in rehab uninterrupted.

[Image via WENN.]

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Rehab Story is "A Lie"

Wednesday
Jan 30,2008

Rehab Story is "A Lie",

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Michelle Williams is fighting back against Us Weekly and their new cover story.

In this week’s issue, the mag claims that Heath Ledger used and abused alcohol, heroin, cocaine and pills.

Us also reports that Williams attempted to get the actor help, but that he refused to go to rehab. It also purports that Michelle recently refused to let Heath see their daughter, Matilda, unless he got drug tested regularly.

But that’s not true, claims Williams’ publicist.

Mara Buxbaum, who was also Ledger’s rep, just issued the following statement on Michelle’s behalf:

“Much of the tabloid reporting is inaccurate. This fabricated story of Michelle Williams attempting to bring Heath Ledger to rehab is just one lie among many. The speculation is heinous. Let this family grieve privately.

Wonder if Michelle’s publicist will comment on Heath’s shocking drug video, which Entertainment Tonight and The Insider are planning to broadcast??

[Image via WENN.]

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Have Another Cocktail, Honey

Wednesday
Jan 30,2008

Have Another Cocktail, Honey,

Sean Young is in rehab now, but that doesn’t mean we can’t enjoy and relive her very public drunken outburst at the Directors Guild Awards this past weekend.

Here’s what happened when she heckled Julian Schnabel.

Enjoy a taste in the video above!

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