Self Absorbed

The Conspiracy Theory,

Sources reveal to PerezHilton.com that….
“In Britney’s mind, she’s convinced her mother, Lynne, at one point had a sexual relationship with Kevin Federline.”
That (amongst other things) has been the cause of much of the strain between Lynne Spears and her daughter.
Obviously, Britney hasn’t been thinking rationally for a VERY long time!
Lynne Spears does have [...]

Congrats!!!,

This is soooo awesome!
On December 19th, 2007, we posted this “Listen To This” suggestion.
It was a delightful song by a lovely French/Israeli singer named Yael Naim.
Since then, in a little over a month’s time, her song had been chosen to air in the new MacBook Air commercials and the tune, New Soul, has just skyrocketed [...]

Lynne Spears Did Not Want Britney Committed, Says Source,

We’re not sure what to believe, but….
A source close to Britney Spears has an interesting take on the events of Wednesday night.
They tell PerezHilton.com:
“her mom [Lynne] was too busy to come to her aid cause she was getting a manicure.
when her mom got to the house she [...]

Gay Or Just "Fashionable"?,

No, that’s not Rachel Zoe’s main gay.
It’s her husband!
His name is Roger Berman, an investment banker.
The pair were out and about in NYC on Wednesday night.
We think they like to go out on double dates with Star Jones and Al Reynolds.
Hey, companionship is companionship. Right?
[Image via Buzz Foto.]

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Hands Off!,

While we were lacking sleep trying to keep up with the latest Britney breakdown last night, Hayden Panettiere was making the moves on our man!
We’re gonna have to have a talking with her.
He’s not a whale! Leave Chace Crawford alone!
The Gossip Girl hottie and the Heroes cheerleader attended the big Old Navy relaunch event [...]

Britney’s Lawyers Ordered To Ignore Osama!,

Sam Lutfi is being cut out of Britney’s life!
Amen. Amen. And a Hallelujah.
Spears’ legal team has been instructed by her family not to talk to Osama.
Jamie and Lynne Spears can’t stand the shady man.
Britney’s life has only spiraled out of control since Lutfi has been a part of the [...]

Oprah Would Be Ashamed,

Dr. Phil is continuing his talk show tour of exploitation.
Click here to watch his appearance on The View this morning yapping about Britney Spears, obviously.
Shut your piehole already!

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Britney: Popping Adderall and Chugging Laxatives!,
Brit Brit may have been calm while she waited for the ambulance to take her to the hospital early this morning, but once there – all hell broke loose!
Spears had a big outburst, hurling swearwords at her parents and staff.
Unfitney also accused her mom of “sleeping with my boyfriend.”
WTF????
Lynne [...]

Momma Wants To Take Brit Home!!!,

The strings are being cut! Osama Lutfi’s control over Britney Spears will hopefully be over soon.
Brit’s mom, Lynne Spears, wants to take the troubled star back to Lousiana, one of her lawyers, Michael Flanagan, has revealed.
Lynne hopes to take her daughter back home as soon as she’s released from UCLA [...]

The Party’s Over?,

Believe it or not….
Kate Moss‘ mom, Linda, is moving in to the haggard supermodel’s posh, new London home.
She probably hopes that ‘mum’ will give the place less of a cracked out feel and provide a more stable home for her young daughter. Yes, Kate is a mom herself. We sometimes forget!
If Moss really [...]